going straight will get you nowhere

i'm spencer, and this is my main blog!! expect hockey, beatles/other classic rock, green day, cats, and whatever piques my interest! (I’m also @fatfuckingfingers! hello!)

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[catchymemes]

Girl visits a shelter and gets adopted

[willow-s-linda]

I like videos like this one, they’re really great as an animation reference! Not sure if I’m going to finish it though; it’s just a practice.

[awesomacious]

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

[sharkbites]

hail fucktopus

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

“ I guess this is me coming out as pansexual ” - Brendon Urie for Paper [x]

[toffeeremade]

cat: has a nose

me: BOOP !!!!!!!!! B OO P 💌💓✨✨💓✨✨💓✨💌💌💓✨✨💓💫💓✨💓✨💫💘✨💓✨✨💌💌💓 KISS SMOOCH !!!! BOOP !!!!!!!! MWAH 💓✨✨💌💓💘💫💘💫💌💌💘💫💫✨💓💌💘💘💌💫💌💌💓💘💓💫💓💫💓

[mapsontheweb]

European cheese map.

[wuvsbian]

Ghost, Psychic, and Dark type Lesbian Flags ♥

All the ‘creepy’ types together!  I’m working on getting every type done, then I’ll try doing more for other LGBT+ identities!

Please feel free to use these are in general like “psychic lesbian / fire lesbian / etc” flags if you’d like!

previous lesbian pokemon flags: starter flags +  pikachu/eevee + pokemon

Type symbol vectors are made by  CalicoStonewolf on dA

[savagedefectives]

[scissortailedsaint]

stupid cats are valid

[lilacbreastedroller]

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

[jasper-rolls]

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

[marylizabetha]

Taking care of yourself is still good even if it won’t cure you. Cleaning my room won’t cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[incendavery]

no moment like the present moment

[twee-lil-paws]

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

[incendavery]

holy shit

[deejaydraws]

❤️🧡💛happy pride month!💚💙💜 i hope all of you “come clean” this year to safe and supportive people and if they arent you always have a friend with me if you are out, stay safe and enjoy who you are! be proud! make some noise! kick some ass! this is OUR MONTH! you are important.

“no matter if youre gay, mexican, black, white, brown, you are always welcome at a green day concert.” -bisexual icon billie joe armstrong.

[christians-inferno]

the longshot : may 31 The Met

[normalrelativity]

Tig Notaro Happy to Be Here

[lord-kitschener]

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

[artaeum]

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

[instructionsfordancing]

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

[catsuggest]

wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!

[goldenmeme]

My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.

Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it. 

[leeferal]

My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they can’t go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.

But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.

So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think we’re hungry.

[akuyaku-reijou]

Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you don’t neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.

[mylove-isnot-fragile]

My neighbor is a hardcore drunk. Like, 9am and dude is drinking vodka, but he had a cat that’s pretty much his honest to god caregiver because I have seen this cat visibly screaming at this man to keep him from hurting himself and sometimes when he hasn’t been outside for a while, the cat will scream at my door until I go outside to knock on the door to check on him. Cats are literal angels.

[dragonkitty]

I have a cat named a Kitty Pryde who has an extra thumb and these giant paws and while she’s not super bright she did learn that she likes being pet. So I must like being petted right? So if I’m watching TV alone she’ll come up and just with her giant paw gently stroke my arm or hand until I pet her back and she waits and pets me again and it goes on a while. Cats are angels.

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

My cat once stuffed my bath mat into the litter box