Jet Setting Brown SB

21, Black college girl, Sb, Traveling the world with your rich daddy. 

[finessinyournigga]

#HOEINGEVERDAY2K17

[opulentes]

Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

[segweg]

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

[shigaretto]

omg

[beautilation]

Everyone needs this.

[tbankscc]

Thank you.

[rosegold-lux]

Xoxo

[tkyle]

[sugarysweetqueenb]

NYC BABIES

...Does anyone want to go to This SA party with me? Seems like it’ll be fun

[theboywithac]

Fetty Wap’s Trap Queen is the most romantic song of 2k15 to date.

[sugarysweetqueenb]

Best places to freestyle in Manhattan?

[sassymanhattansb-blog]

Let’s be friends. I’m interning in the city, I move in the 29th.

[sugarysweetqueenb]

Same. I’m into it. Lets!

[sugarysweetqueenb]

Best places to freestyle in Manhattan?

[sugarysweetqueenb]

Y’aaalllllllll NYC Is TRYING me...

SO. NYC, He’s gotten a bit too comfortable and red flagging all over the place. Gather around children, its story time. 

This summer(actually next week) , I’ll be moving to New York City! (I have a nice internship yayy) NYC and I have been talking a few months. He’s paid for a few bills- told me all the ways he’s wanted to fuck me sideways- but otherwise not too bothersome....That is until I told him I was having a hard time coming up with the money to put down on an apartment (Don’t worry ladies, I’m not because that’s actually taken care of by someone else, but i’ll talk about that later) His response “how much do you need baby?....” YAY. WOO. I tell him. I don’t really NEED it but I could use the extra money. He ducks and dodges actually giving me money by asking if theres no other way I can get it.....Ok fine. We haven’t met so he probably doesn’t want to front money to some scammer.completely understand.  After some fuss, he finally agrees but then asks me how “Appreciative” I’ll be......

FUCK NO! *Red flag 1*

Then, once I tell him no he whines about how he wants to be natural with me and all this other bullshit (Mind you he has a fucking wife.........)

We get over that, but then later in the conversation he hits me with

....................................................................uh what? Every night???(also at my house because “hotels are expensive this time of year” cheap mfer) Like do I get a social life?? Lets not even mention the fact that he can “only afford 2500 to 3000 a month so I’ll help you get a job if you need” Welp there goes my job, won’t have time for it with all the sex I’ll be having Shit.  *RED FLAG 2*

Oh yeah, about that job he said he’s help me get(Cocktail waitress at an upscale lounge)............

Are you fucking kidding me?? I almost lost it on this dude. “HAVE TO SHOW YOU APPRECIATION?”  I told him (a lot nicer than I should have) that I can do things for myself and I don’t need him holding things over my head. Every nice thing he does needs some kind “appreciation” fuck that. His response?.....and this is the best one.....

OH..............................I didn’t know whether to laugh at the fact that he thinks I’m “on my own” and he’s the only source of my income or Curse him the fuck out for trying to threaten me..Ladies This should go without saying but if a man ever fixes his lips to talk to you like this, you drop him like a lead bad habit. Which was what I was GOING to do BEFORE he said this....now?

The Game just got even more real. For you new SB’s here’s where the attentiveness comes into play. I know he’s bluffing 100% He’s already told me enough to know that his bravado is completely false and he’s so weak willed that I can convince him of almost anything. He clearly doesn’t think anything through and thinks mostly with his dick. So ok. I didn’t respond. I let him sweat it out for a couple hours and of course he texts me a few hours later.....but honey you get no response. 

So I’m sitting here, being villainous, plotting my revenge and this epic takedown (because honestly I’m just bored and have nothing better to do) And I thought I’d just let you guys know what’s been up with me. I’m 300% fed up with this guy.

But in closing, LADIES, this is the worst kind of guy you can encounter and he’s NOT an SD. He’s a child who still uses techniques that boys used on me when I was 15. He literally thinks he can BUY me and that I NEED him. If A man does that to you, he’s not worth shit. 

Meanwhile: My apartment in the City has officially been paid for by a man that I’ll cal J. He’s from WYP and just ginuinely wanted to help because “he respects hard working college students” But I’l make another post about him later

So what would you guys do about a man like NYC?  I want some creative answers haha

[sugarbaby-r-me-deactivated20150]

Amen

Good morning sugar babies!!! It is summer time now!! I pray to the Sugar Gods that you are blessed with SDs and honest POTs this summer. May you fuck up some commas this season. May your bank accounts confuse the fuck out of your friends!! May your hundred dollar bills play nicely with your $50’s and $20’s! May your edges stay slicked, your ends shall not split and that you may be a rich bad bitch!!

[florenctts]

[gold-kushkloudz]

[honeyllove]

x

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[sadcommunityfan]

texting a POT

“is there anything you don’t like”

“……..what do you mean?”

“assuming we like each other on friday and we want to have some fun is there anything you don’t like?”

[sugarysweetqueenb]

Dammit Blue

So last week I posted about how this POT “blue” from WYP might have actually been something good. We go on a few dates. 100$ each time, not a huge sum but hey, free food, money and decent conversation why not. SO after our last date, he emails me with his idea of an arrangement......girl.

Some quick backstory. his WYP profile says “if we come to an arrangement, the allowance will be so much more” I knew it was’t gonna be 5k a month “so much more” but i figure, all this talk of platonic sb’s he’s had before, it couldn’t hurt to see.

THIS MAN hits me with “I’m thinking we try baby steps so how about next time we can get a room and do some “kissy face/huggy bare” (girl Idk wtf that means either) and i’ll give you 200$ for your time....

Then he goes a bit further, “I have a girl in (another state) that does what we call a “rent bang” meaning 300$ and she’s gone. 400 if she stays over”

wait.........so...........What??

3 things.

1. What happened to all this sweet platonic “I just want someone to go to dinner and garden with” bs?????

2 You found a girl OUT OF STATE willing to just fuck for 300$ CONSISTENTLY????.....

3. .......Who’s rent is apparently less than my weave???????? BISH WE’RE IN NY, That wouldn’t cover my car note let alone even part of my rent.

*sigh* I give up with some of these men. like.......how desperate do you take me for? You saw the designer bag I brought to dinner....you heard me talk about my worldly travels....You asked me how much my previous allowance was.... and you think seeing you once a month For cheap hooker prices is even going to get a response?? lawd. I’m out.

And to all of you bishes out here calling yourselves SB’s but fucking for chump change, you’re making it hard out here for the rest of us with your cheap pussy. Go get a day job plz... ugh

[belledetrois-blog]

My sugar sisters and I are going to find a whale daddy and we can all be his girlfriend.

ahahahahahahhahahahah

[betterthankanyebitch]

[gigisantina-deactivated20150629]

fav

[jazzydreams]

omg..

[kimreesesdaughter]

Never let this die. This hasn’t been on my dash in a long time. I don’t appreciate that.

[theprissyhoodrat]

Who’s mans is this?

[fridacashflow]

me as a vodka aunt

[readmyquiet]

Lmfaooooo

[vivalalexii]

i love her lol

[beautyisopinion-deactivated2021]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ethereal-flowerchild-blog]

My hero

[thaafro]

When is her mixtape dropping?

[queencitysb-deactivated20160723]

Super OG

[brownsugarkittten]

*adds to list of Sugar Anthems* this is my adopted auntie though 😂👌🏾✊🏾💁🏾

[sugarysweetqueenb]

Yaasssssss auntie