The Lamest Nerd

Lame teenager that likes taking selfies

[babyegg-deactivated20250610]

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

Whats up u depressed bastard

[dogbun]

this is preferable honestly

[jack-the-lion]

When you drop your favorite stuffed animal off the bed in the middle of the night:

[jack-the-lion]

In about four days of existing this post has gained more notes than I have followers. There have been some pretty interesting tags and comments so far:

My favorite thing, though, is people including the names of their stuffed animals:

[jackafz]

[thatsthat24]

“Hey”

“UMM, EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND”

“Yes, I know… We’re boyfriends”

“I know, I just still can’t believe it”

[evrythingwasblue-deactivated201]

I’m the one in the group chat who reads everything but never replies

[melongorl]

Hope u all have healthy fulfilling relationships in 2016

[sugoi-kowai]

me: *does an activity* wow i guess im pretty decent at this

me: time to base my entire sense of self worth on my performance in this activity which will unconditionally result in me having a breakdown every time i encounter someone with the same or higher level of skill, or just simply realise i am not as good as i originally thought

[idgaf-vibes]

BITCHES THINK I GIVE A FUCK

….maybe i do but bitches ain’t gotta know that.

[fag]

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

sniffing:

Me

[aquariusqueen95]

The “loyal asshole” friends

Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio

[vilicity]

Blue Lagoon, Iceland

[colleenwngs]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

jen from appleton after she found the bath and body works rant

[thenightvalepost]

Remember

Holiday baking done right is holiday baking full of government paperwork, a city council public hearing, and a sworn oath to secrecy.

[carolinacoastt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eyelashes are the most counterintuitive body part ever. They’re supposed to keep shit out of our eyes, but 90% of the time when I have something in my eye, it’s a fucking eyelash.

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[8778]

my 2015 year review!

fuck