Tasteful Slut Sassy Dad

|Allison|23|she/her|they/them|Pansexual| Get ready to watch me slowly have breakdowns.

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I’m restarting my blog. I’ve moved to https://spood-beest.tumblr.com/

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[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[cosmosarcana]

@spood-beest us

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It just always looks so good 😂

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[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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[ripe]

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[cosmosarcana]

@spood-beest @agayagain @pocketlynx @aflamebeyondtheveil

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This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.

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Here is number 11…

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Here’s his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told him “People on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!”

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Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?

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And, he’s back at it again tonight.

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He got another one, and he is proud of himself.

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He brought in another one tonight. Thank you, Mr. Slash!

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

He is so beautiful 😭

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He’s aware of that, and loves being told that. :P

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Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.

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He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.

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Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.

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He’s back to the normal ones now…

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Even when it’s raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!

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He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night… (Also, if you haven’t seen it, there is a video of him that’s great, too: http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-out )

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He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.

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He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! That’s a new one-night record for him!

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Mr. Slash’s flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.

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He was back at it again today.

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And two more from last night…

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Thank you, Mr. Slash!

[nyx-ffxiv]

Such a good kitty!

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He is!

[bleedthewineunholy]

I wish Oreo brought me flowers instead of birds, lizards, mice, and squirrels 😂😂

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Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. He’s a special cat. :D

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He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last night…

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Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.

[angstriddentrashhuman]

Please tell Mr. Slash I love him.

[musicalhell]

Feeling sad? Have a big fluffy kitty bringing flowers to his people.

[disgustinganimals]

down the block is a person who is inexplicably losing all the flowers in her garden

[hiveswaphomestucker-deactivated]

@thoughts-of-an-x-factor did you ever find out where Mr. Slash got the flowers from? I’m so curious now!!

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Oh! I’ve explained it before, but I know some people haven’t seen the explanation, so here it is: Mr. Slash has made friends with an elderly woman who lives about three houses down from me. He gets the flowers from her garden. They are Camellias, so they grow, and fall off the bush by the handful, and he goes over there at night, and takes every single one from the ground, to bring back to me. So, when I said he was stealing them, it was somewhat inaccurate. It’s actually more like he’s helping an old woman clean her garden up, and giving me gifts at the same time. She knows who he is, and where he comes from, and knows what he does.

[mugwomps]

This is delightful, and what a beautiful cat he is!

[cosmosarcana]

@pocketlynx @spood-beest

[abandonedography]

[hauntedhousehunting]

Honestly? It’s a fuckin’ party up in there.

[amateur]

Source

[socialistexan]

Me: “I want to support the Amazon Worker’s Strike, they deserve so much more.”

Amazon:

“How about a life size statue of Bigfoot?”

Me:

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Monika Malewska

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nandotattooer

[dankmemeuniversity]

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DEMON DANCE