You big silly goose

South Park/Stan Marsh/Stanman

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I wanted the world to feel pain so this came to be. Enjoy

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Holy crap, this is amazing! I have no words how to describe this other than wow!

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Cartman is a psychopath, a manipulator and a scam artist. He is indeed evil. Even evil people has a soft side and Stan is one of them. Only he, and sometimes Butters and Jimmy, can bring out the vulnerability side of Cartman. Stan is special among the group. He is gentle, emotional and a caring person--those traits are Cartman lacks and hates. So...how come he show his softer side to the boy who is the most considerate? Is it because Stan rarely mocks him for being fat or stupid? Is it because he has an one sided attraction on Stan? Is it jealously he harbors on Wendy and Kyle because Stan likes them more than him? We don't know but we do know Cartman is less hostile and more relax when he's with Stan.

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*Stan does something cute, like biting his upper lip while staring at his phone* Cartman, Kyle and Kenny: So cute.

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Not a fan of Creek but...

Cartman and Craig argue over their boyfriends of mundane things, such as who has the cutest butt. Craig boasts all the time he and Tweek kiss in public; Cartman shows off pictures of Stan doing random things. Meanwhile, Stan and Tweek are drinking hot coffee while watching their boyfriends acting like idiots.

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Stanman- Enjoy making you laugh

Stan lets out an uncontrollable of laughter as he leans on the couch, clutching on his shirt. He laughs between coughs while looking at the large teen. Cartman had told him the funniest joke about Scott and his diabetes. It was immature and silly, but Stan finds it hysterical. "Dude, you are hysterical." Stan catches his breath, clearing his voice. He straightens himself on the couch. "You should be on Comedy Central." Cartman smiles at his boyfriend, arm wrap around his shoulder. He kisses Stan on the forehead. Stan is right: Cartman is hysterical. His comedic tone and nature were perfection. "You got that right." He says with a boastful gruff. "I am the best at making people laugh, especially to my boo." Stan hums delightfully, smiling. "So cheesy." Cartman socks him playfully then kisses him on the cheek. He enjoys making his boyfriend laugh.

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Cartman has a notch to make Stan laugh at his offensive jokes. No matter how offensive and dark they are, Stan will always laugh. It makes Cartman very happy to watch his friend laugh with him.

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Awww.

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Cartman loves making Stan laugh the most.

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Basic Cable was another amazing episode

Scott’s opening was creative and has that 1960′s spy sitcom vibe.

Scott’s dad had me laughing throughout the episode. He is slowly becoming one of my favorite parent characters despite him being an ass to Scott and his diabetes.

Sophie and Scott make such a cute couple!

I laughed at the ridiculous of ‘spin-offs within a show’ scenario. It’s true of what Hollywood has become over the years; they do a lot of spin-offs and movies.

Cartman smiled at Stan after he insults Scott twice at the cafeteria. He probably wanted only Stan to laugh at his jokes, but that's my opinion.

Great episode!

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What if Cartman didn't tell his future self off and did become the CEO of his time traveling company..

And Stan is his partner and manager of the company. His future self wasn't a bum as the episode depicts it. Future Stan actually grew up to be a handsome vegetarian who is serious about his work and supporting the company. Future Cartman is a billionaire who owns two condos in Colorado and a mansion in Nebraska. He currently lives in a mansion with Stan in Denver, Colorado. He and Stan are engaged. Stan proposed to him first after they graduated from college in Denver. Eric was shocked at the proposal and happily said yes. Five years of dating and they are engaged. Cartman owned fifteen cats and kittens. He and Stan owned a pet store specifically needs for cats and kittens. Cartman still get in touch with his mom, who is married to Clyde's dad, making him and Clyde half brothers. Stan often talk to parents on the phone. Mostly his mom. Cartman and Stan still talk to their childhood friends via Skype. Kenny was doing well working at a part time job, still supporting his family. He and Butters are dating. Kyle became a lawyer, following his father's footsteps. He lived in New York with his husband of two years, David. Cartman's Time Traveling is the best thing happened to 26 year old Eric Cartman. He was glad he didn't went back eating junk food and doing drugs.

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Cartman: I have six words I want to say to you since third grade Stan: What? Cartman: I completely, unconditionally, totally hate you less. Stan:...that's seven words Cartman (upset) Did you heard me? I just said I don't hate you. Stan: I mean try using seven words next time Cartman: You are completely useless. I take back my seven words.

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Stan and Cartman interaction in Turd Burglars

It was cute and hilarious of them being upset at Kyle for refusing to get a hold of Sheila's poop. The scene of them wearing safety glasses just to watch the feces pulp down the bucket. Cartman complimented Stan at the office. It was so cute! We rarely see Cartman compliment someone without being a jerk Cartman-while acting-patted a sad Stan and telling him don't cry. It was short and simple. I swear this is my favorite Stanman headcanon where Cartman consoles Stan when he's depressed.

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Stanman makes the best pairing

Stan and Cartman like: Trending trends Football Planning ways to make money Being leaders in groups Being in the center of attention Pretending to *insert blank* by being emotional Sweets Junk food Video games, especially violent ones All of these are canon in the series. In my hc when they're older, Stan and Cartman become a couple and continue these hobbies together.

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Cartman: Stan... Stan: What? Cartman: If you arrange the t and a in your name and add an a between the t and n, you'd be called Satan. Satan Marsh hahahahha. Stan:....are you high from inhaling paint. Cartman: I'm not sure but I feel high as a motherfucker.

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Stan and Cartman thought of the idea to make Kenny a dying patient. Those two literally share a brain when it comes to pretending to be sad. Yeah, it was definitely Stan and Cartman made Kenny do it.

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Cartman: You and I have a great chemistry in scheming people. Stan: Only because of the money and becoming popular in school. I love being the center of attention and making money Cartman: *sighs dreamily* Fucking love your attitude.

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It's okay, Stan. Don't cry

Cartman to Stan in Turd Burglars