sabs

[givemearmstopraywith]

i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup

[343789359]

ppl getting so mad about jaskier having to walk on foot next to geralt is so funny like he’s a trust fund baby and geralt is geriatric. 

[343789359]

geralt, trying to indicate he trusts jaskier after many months of companionship: you look tired. lets swap you can ride roach jaskier: i want you to look at me like look at everything about me and then explain to me what about what you’re seeing makes you think i can ride a horse

[343789359]

if anything their relationship is like. like imagine a man came up to you while you were at a drive thru and started talking to you and when you went to drive off he just walked alongside you and kept talking and instead of doing something normal you just. drove at 4 mph for the rest of your life

[sustancy]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

[fourdabloons]

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

[minuty]

“There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.”

—

[stolenchapstick]

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos

[chestnutroan]

snow leopard girl 😄

[casperscareschool]

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Neon Genesis Evangelion S01E16 ‘Splitting of the Breast’ (Hideaki Anno, 1996)

[catasters]

[brittany]

We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands, too.

Practical Magic (1998), dir. Griffin Dunne

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

i love hanging out with girls who are also trainwrecks bc i can like vomit all over the side of a car and theyre like We’ve all been there :)

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

[witchinghour]

Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh grocery shopping is such an exciting thing. the pinnacle of human existence. i’m about to buy 3 lbs of onions. just go hog fucking wild

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i haven’t been outside in 2 weeks

[mydeddyalabama]

How is Disney gonna preach “work hard and your dreams will come true” when Sharpay & Ryan worked almost their whole lives to be on top but then Gabriella & Troy showed up not even able to two step with their boring ass acoustic versions of every single song and stole the spotlight Sharpay and Ryan are supposed to be the villains like…okay work

[princecharmingtobe]

Yeah but Sharpay and Ryan were mean

[mydeddyalabama]

its not called best friends musical