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makinginfinity

Lauren Johnson

dovete

wishmaker-2

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catsi

I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her

pettydavis

overpopulation is a capitalist myth. pass it on

pettydavis

housing crises dont just happen. theyre designed.

themoufofthesouth

Everyday people should not take majority of the blame for greenhouse gas emissions

mojrim

Famines are political, not natural disasters.

ill-d0-it-later

A low income family using food stamps to literally survive and make ends meet aren’t “stealing your hard earned money” but a billionaire buying his 5th yacht or 3rd mega super mansion is.