Hey there.

“You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” — A.A. Milne

[genuinehumanboy]

today is video games’s birthday.

[wheel-skellington]

Happy birthday videogames

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[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

I eat all of them, bowl included

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[morrithal]

The grim beeper

[speciesofleastconcern]

I assumed that someone thought their long legs looked like scythes or something, but I prefer the honeybee corpse harvester story.

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[stability]

he’s trying his best

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my dashboard just ends right here

[snakeloch]

you’ve seen enough

[australian-government-deactivat]

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

[amourterne-deactivated20180712]

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

lazy mediocre bum rule number one: be best friends with your teachers, when you fuck up big time they’ll low key help you out more than they should

[island-delver-go]

This is 100% accurate

[lovecraftianne]

30 rock running jokes | kenneth is immortal

[godlessondheimite]

The Angel of America, Angels in America by Tony Kushner

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[supagirl]

#😂😂😂

[madeupmonkeyshit]

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

[bogleech]

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[existthin]

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

[topherchris]

[popculturebrain]

unmute for the love of god unmute