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obliterate everyone who has what U want

Nobody believes me that the amazon logo looks likt a circumcised penis from below but its #TRUE!!!!

They nailed it ,you couldn't come up with a more apt name for this if you tried

*while gently but firmly guiding you out behind the barn* yess we're going to get you that $700 all-clad set from your amazon wishlist

soccer should have a "demilitarized zone" in the center of the field where everyone can relax and let it all hang out

Cycling and american football might seem diametrically opposed, until you consider: they are the 2 most swagless sports in terms of uniforms

hitting U with my B.E.A.M.*

*Brian Eno's Ambient Music

Please don't call things "based and lainpilled" at the dinner table.

Some of the most twisted souls on earth are on here. I could never leave

And where else could I find pages of smug-correction-posting from people who don't know basic factual information, I ask you?

They'll even give you medical advice. For free!

Some of the most twisted souls on earth are on here. I could never leave

And where else could I find pages of smug-correction-posting from people who don't know basic factual information, I ask you?

sexual tension between the two spiders living on my bathroom ceiling

Pink floyd couldve written helpless child but swans could never write welcome to the machine

getting deliverance'd by the butch lesbian bartender at the fake country townie bar in a neighborhood where the average home price is over $500k

go ahead, take a seat on my plebeian aedile

Some of the most twisted souls on earth are on here. I could never leave

I suppose you could say the allies "popped severely" on D-Day, yes

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