Aspiring Engineer

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, is afraid of what he's created?

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shoutout to the people reblogging this thinking it’s a joke. he said this. it’s on the transcript.

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me in math

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[youreabitweird]

this is so pure

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me: i need to finish this book and do my homework and have a shower

brain: okay but consider this,,, don’t.

me: you propose a compelling argument

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A Short Poem About Hockey

Where the fuck Is the puck

[legislacerator]

im at a point where i just don’t fucking care about anything. nickleback’s photograph came on the radio and i didn’t change the station. just sat there and listened to fucking nickleback. who gives a shit. we’re all going to die anyways

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Melanie Martinez for Bellus Magazine

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[arabellesicardi]

im the robot

[moahna]

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“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

[neopolitanfox]

Chaotic good.

[pineplapple]

Waiting until the very end of the credits just to see if there's a short film

[sodamnrelatable]

Sitting there waiting for them to finish:

And then nothing even happens: