raconte moi une histoire

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[awwww-cute]

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scifi dog attire

[daddies-boyy]

[quickweaves]

pls sned help

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LMFAO

[buzzfeed]

[remacei]

[braunerbear]

one of us is gonna have to change.

[theroguefeminist]

“Not all white people are racist.” “Not all men are sexist.”

[extraneousenigmas]

[goldnpoc]

[jawncharles]

Cher if u agree

[mitten]

[aftereffect]

following back!

[hartokitchenette]

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[richardlawson]

[death-by-lulz]

“It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me”

[leeoliver]

[becomedog]

thegannoncannon:

thegannoncannon:

yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude

[factsinallcaps]

THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:

THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH

THE NOVEL “DRACULA”

THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS

THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES

THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH

[sightless-raiton]

… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?

[factsinallcaps]

NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

[factsinallcaps]

YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.

[marauders4evr]

No no no no no!

Don’t write fanfic!

Those things are in the public domain!

You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!

Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!

[pinejaysong]

what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted

[creepy-girls-club]

trying to remain a child at heart in the adult world

[thecommonchick]

I’M DEAD 

[beigetype]

[lovedrought]

when you pretend you didn’t know the T before but you do

[lacunal-deactivated20130526]

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

[girlbugs-blog]

can someone translate this i dont know british

[avaaste]

I’ll do my best *ahem* AY YO MA