The Original, One And Only...✨

Hockey, YouTube, and gaming. Also a huge nerd about a lot of lame things. @alexperson13 on Twitter, allioop_marie on YouTube. My page is now largely unused and has been this way for 5 years now! ~whoops~

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A Short Poem About Hockey

Where the fuck Is the puck

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I've been absent from Tumblr forever now but I'm glad to see this post is still going strong

[inkskinned]

but you see her on instagram and it was never really said that you guys aren’t friends but one day she stopped answering and you stopped texting and it’s not like the wound is a cavern but it is a diagram of what if in red letters. you want to tell her nice lipstick that’s a good color but the last time you spoke it was stilted and awkward 

how do you say goodbye, you know? it’s not an unfriend and block kind of situation. but you watch the people you once loved go on and have a life and you’re outside of it. and it’s bittersweet because of course it’s okay that you’re both thriving. but she used to be who you’d call if you needed to cry. she used to be who’d you’d be binge watching the new series with. you used to be hers, in a way, even if that way wasn’t permanent. and now she’s someone else and so are you and your friendship is clicking heart shapes next to pictures where she smiles next to people you’ve never met. you know where her birthmark is. she knows where you’ve buried your dead.

the poets and the singers and the authors write about romantic love when it ends. but nobody tells you how to get over a friend.

[nototherwisespecified]

holtby with the Moodᵀᴹ

[pedro-reed]

There were nights when the winds of the Etherium, so inviting in their promise of flight and freedom, made one’s spirit soar.

[princesa-dybala]

To All The Players I’ve Loved Before They Joined The Wrong Team

[tuggeysjones]

ryan hosted a seance during achievement hunter live and a “ghost” (aka a person under a sheet) came up behind them and jeremy came on stage with a boxing glove and unmasked the ghost and it was FUCKING ray

[tuggeysjones]

what year is it

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

Life is an angry hockey dad named Paul and I am a fiberglass window

[rosewater1997]

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

[ghostlyss]

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[wyvernsdreams]

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

[staraptor-squad]

not a staraptor, but still pretty cool!

[pignite-propaganda]

Riolu! One day I will be a tepig…but Riolu is pretty hype! In my first playthrough I picked one up right after tepig.

[fairyappreciation]

Hippowdon I was really hoping for a fairy pokemon but hippowdon is adorable too

[kalos-appreciation]

Garchomp! One of my fave pokes!!!

[poochyena-appreciation]

Relicanth!

[psyduckpropaganda]

Sup babes, I’m an idol now apparently

[scolipedepropaganda]

Trubbish!!

[tawkerr-archived]

[muddlemore]

NICE

[loadletter]

azumarill!

[gummycore]

[mistresskabooms]

Gothita

[vaspider]

Darumaka!

[harlequin-bites-deactivated2023]

IM A FEEBAS! 

Which as an enby trans person is pretty amazing cause once i level up enough, it’s over for you fools! i’m gonna evolve into an absolute UNIT of queer beauty and stun EVERYONE! 

[vaspider]

4 u

This joke makes me feel old

[lakevida]

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

[sweetosterfield]

tom holland is the embodiment of “in my defense i was left unsupervised”

[spiralingfandoms]

Seems legit

[chocojjk-sideblog]

The one where he pulls the head off always makes me laugh omg

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

every single one of these gifs is big mood

[girlrose]

girls who flirt with other girls’ boyfriends are ugly i dont care if you have a naturally flirty or sexual personality just fucking have some respect!!!!!!!!

[dailymarvelheroes]

T H E  I N F I N I T Y  S A G A

↳ Saga of films made up of the first twenty two films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, encompassing Phase One, Phase Two and Phase Three. The saga began with Iron Man and will end with Avengers: Endgame. 

[sevenate]

just took a Winnie the pooh based psychology test and wtf asjfbas;f

[sevenate]

aaaa heres the link

[goaliesticks]

congrats on the job!!!

Thank you very much!!

[goaliesticks]

yessss almost two months later I finally got another interview!!! I just got my cheque for the two sample work days I had from a different interview and now I have another shot to get an actual job lmao. only been unemployed for 5 months now 🙃

[goaliesticks]

that interview went swimmingly and now I wait for the verdict on Friday!!

[goaliesticks]

They called me today instead and offered me the job!!!! I’m so excited 😄