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I am insanely attracted to programs made to look like government men. and more.

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🔞🚧 Warning: thirsting ahead.

Someone's horny sideblog. Previously (The Matrix) Agent-centric, and will still discuss Agents because I really need those fellas.

I will not link to my main, because I'm a wimp. If you know who I am, then hush hush. Let me live my two lives happily. If not, all you need to know about me is that I'm in my 20s, I get really attracted to random fictional characters and would sell my soul to be a program or an android. But just call me Suits.

Probably goes without saying, but this blog is written by an adult for adults. You have been warned.

#agents - Agents in general, no specific mentions

#agent smith - Smith centric (there’s a lot of Smith here.)

#agent brown - Brown centric

#agent jones - Jones centric

#smith clones - Oops, all Smith!

#not agents - no Agents here

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#thoughts - My internal lusting

#imagine - Scenarios to imagine

#meme - Haha, funny

#miserably horny - Hornypost with my sad thoughts intertwined

#not horny - When I'm not spewing fantasies

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This shot. This fucking shot, man.

I think about it a normal amount. Definitely nothing dirty, no horny thoughts in this brain. None at all.

Oh, Pixar... why-

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I have to get that self-centered "hero" on his knees and make him praise me instead. Somehow.

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I think a gangbang with the Agents would fix everything right now.

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my hand slipped sorry

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Oh fuck. This is right up my alley.

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Why does the serial murderer have to be high-key attractive. He's cute in a disgusting, twisted way to me. I love and hate it simultaneously.

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Hanging out with a friend in a quiet place, and then during conversation, their body gets possessed by an Agent. One who’s been looking for you specifically.

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Agents, with a capital A. Because they're practically divine beings to me.

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The two extremes of my feelings for characters become clear when I look at how I desire Matrix Agents versus how I desire Syndrome.

I think about Agents being terrifying domineering figures, and the ways they would mentally torture and manipulate and seduce me and stuff, but when it comes to Syndrome I just wanna go live on his island and give his dumb ass some cuddles and ruffle his hair. Obviously down to fuck if he wants to as well.

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His tummy. He's squishy and I want to be all over his body.

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Syndrome whimpers and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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As soon as I start writing posts about my main interest, y'all are gonna know who I am. There will be no hiding anymore. lol

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I want the M1 and M2 Agent trios to get possessive and start fighting over me. Smith, Brown and Jones are tugging on my left arm, Johnson, Jackson and Thompson are on my right.

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I just wanna get picked up by a group of Agents and have them [REDACTED] then [REDACTED] so they [REDACTED] while I [REDACTED] and they make me [REDACTED] y’know what I mean

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Being created or assigned as an assistant to the Agents, but not in the way one would have expected... you have to tend to their physical needs. You're practically a fucktoy.

The number of deviant Agents is increasing... so you have to be prepared to take it rough.

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Wondering if I should transform this into a general-purpose hornyblog. Yeah, I like the Agents a lot, but my fixation at the moment is a different thing, so I don't have many Agent ideas right now.

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Starting out as a determined hacker, who's ready to open their eyes to the entire truth. Only instead, you're taken in by the Agents. You try desperately to escape them, but attempts are futile.

Instead of the simple bug and put back deal, they keep you captive so that you never get to leave the Matrix. They keep questioning and mentally torturing you for intel, and perhaps their own amusement at this point.

But they also feed and look after you, and keep you alive. They make you reliant on their care and through that, they make you rely on the Matrix and its guardians, reversing all of the rebellion in you from the start. You are forever theirs.