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subcas

pukicho

The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

pukicho

I always lose but it makes me feel important, and it’s fun

pukicho

I'm pushing 30, why

formlab

Citroën Karin Concept, Designed by Trevor Fiore, 1980

edenoi

you HAVE to know what the outside of this car looks like

please, sir. just one more polygon. it’s all i ask

pukicho

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

fivetrench

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

pukicho

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

byjove

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

byjove

And I’m watching the video like “whoaaaa what’s it going to be! woodpecker? red-headed woodpecker? eastern whip-poor-will? northern mockingbird? it’s a Bachman's sparrow? oh, okay. neat.”

byjove

I feel like I need to show you a Bachman’s sparrow for this post to truly land.

Oooooh the most bird ever.

graphi-horse-time

omg this is so me my favourite bird is the short-toed treecreeper and.

like. yea...

byjove

I’m sorry to admit this and I would never do it in real life because I have an immense respect for wildlife and specifically the delicate nature of birds. That is the most grabbable animal I have ever seen. It looks free for the taking.

faustandfurious

Anyway my stance on fiction and online harassment is shaped by the fact that I had unrestricted access to the local library from about the age of 8 and read quite a few books with fucked up content that I might have been a bit too young for and that caused absolutely no long-term damage to my mental health; meanwhile I was bullied mercilessly by my peers for several years and I’m still dealing with after-effects of that.

faustandfurious

I honestly find it a tad disturbing how some people on this website think about that topic so much that they’ll bring it up all the time regardless of context. Like, buddy, I was talking about being a bit young for Game of Thrones when I first read it. You’re the only one thinking about sexual abuse of children here.

themarchingbeetle

Utetheisa pulchella moth

pangur-and-grim

if she had teeth, maybe he’d learn to be less socially clumsy

pangur-and-grim

you people say things that are so specific

pukicho

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

burning-britain-official

Couldn't imagine loving an American person.

"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together

pukicho

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

ekingston

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

the-macintosh-system

what does this mean

moot what does this mean

a-sentient-cup

ren-acoelomate

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

readerofallsins

@worldheritagepostorganization @hellsite-hall-of-fame

woman-becomer

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

interpolationz

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

lazzarella

smbc-comics

Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.

Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

not-terezi-pyrope

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years