[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[kaijuno]

[inconveniently-discorporated]

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

[serricoj]

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[catgf]

When will it be my turn

[felipeiv]

[flanbolt]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

[cheaphalloweencostume]

enjoy! i’ll be back next week!

[unexplained-occurrences]

[xylophonetangerine]

>implying they aren't already

[cryptotheism]

haha yeah man thats hilarious [suddenly lunges at you with my stupid rapier]

[blemgoid]

crossfaded off a block of cheese and an apple waylaying every traveller on the road

[segamascott]

[viralfrog]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[tsaescii]

my goblet needs more poison, if anything

[rslashrats]

[sukkaritari]

🕊️💥

Asks here

🕊️ What's a piece of art that is meaningful or left a lasting impression on you?

This thing:

Saw it once by chance, and it immediately became my favorite painting/sculpture. Something about it just tickles the art nerve real good.

💥 If you had to battle the person asking this, what weapons would you both use? (ex: swords, pool noodles, nerf guns, rap)

Foam swords. And shields. And armor. If they made foam flails, those too. En garde!

[sukkaritari]

☔ & 🍂 & 🩹

Asks here

☔ Tell about a small, good thing that's happened today or recently?

Recently, saw some very overgrown barn swallow chicks in their nest. They were far too big to still be there, and they looked like potatoes with extremely wide mouths. Very silly.

🍂 What's your favorite curse word?

Classics perkele & vittu have such good weight to them. Perkeleen vittu is a god-tier combo. Honorable mention to hevon perkele, also.

🩹 Have you had any injuries with a funny or amusing story behind them?

The scar isn't visible anymore, but used to have burn marks on my palm from trying (by hand for some mystifying reason) if the frying pan had heated up. It had. (Insert that "Ah. It appears to have done something." -video)