♡ TEXT MESSAGES [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙿𝚃. 𝟸 ]
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[ text ] I’m TIRED of waking up with gas station video quality vision !
[ text ] No offense to myself but… what the fuck am I actually doing ?
[ text ] Beware the 7 deadly sins: cringe, horny, earnest, random, entrepreneur, in love, pissed.
[ text ] I think you should get it. You really grew into it.
[ text ] OMG ! I was having so much fun and laughing my ass off !
[ text ] (S)he has a weird voice. I don’t need to tell you that.
[ text ] Good to know, _________. Don’t tell me more. I beg of you.
[ text ] Today I choose violence as a treat.
[ text ] I think perhaps that I would like this month to be over.
[ text ] I think I’m stuck to the chair. Help !
[ text ] Fall in love ? I can’t even fall asleep !
[ text ] Maybe I should give them a 12th… no, 13th chance.
[ text ] Why did you let me drink when I said alcohol would fix all my problems ?
[ text ] Stop trying to figure me out. I don’t know either.
[ text ] I just want to watch movies and cuddle. Is that too much to ask for ?
[ text ] If you want to get drunk and order take out, I’m free on February 14th, just saying…
[ text ] Never mind. It was a moment of weakness.
[ text ] You can’t spell menu without me ‘n u, so… what’s up, baby ?
[ text ] My nightly routine is simple, I think until I get sad.
[ text ] In conclusion… I regret everything.
[ text ] Why is being alive so expensive ? I’m not even having fun.
[ text ] Did you ask me if I’m okay ? Next question.
[ text ] Feel free to get drunk at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted.
[ text ] I feel like a tattoo would bring peace to my life right now, should I get it ?
[ text ] I’m not single. I’m taken… as a joke.
[ text ] You’re still mad. I can feel it through the phone.
[ text ] Want to hang ? We could sit in the car listening to music and talking for hours.
[ text ] Sometimes I pretend to be boring so people leave me alone.
[ text ] Please don’t refer to yourself as our daddy/mommy. It’s creepy.
[ text ] I think I figured out a way to take you guys out of your funk. Ice skating.