sometimes going to school is worth it.
â okey, you press that button & iâm just going to stand way over here. â
â i could go slower, but i donât want to. â
â iâm glad youâre entertained. thatâs very important to me. now shut up. â
â you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. â
â oh, thatâs nice. iâve always wanted an iphone. couldâve at least fixed the screen, though. â
â hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. â
â OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! â
â who wants to jump out of the window for me? itâs for an experiment. â
â what did you draw for me? â
â i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. â
â DONâT AIM FOR URANUS. â
â can you hold my gun for a second? â
â it was not my intention to shoot you. â
â you laughed, i didnât, did you notice that? â
â the angle doesnât matter, does it? â
â oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. â
â as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. â
â oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? â
â what are youâfive? â
â how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? â
â congratulations, you just killed everyone. â
â THIS IS NOT A DRILL. itâs a screwdriver. â
â donât be rude. share your gummy bears. â
â you canât substitute water with spit. thatâs just gross. â
â you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. â
â bless your ass out of here. â
â donât give me any of that cheap stuff. â
â jesus canât help you now. â
â i refuse to believe youâre that stupid. â
â i am done with your sarcastic attitude. â
â the only excuse for not coming is dying. â
â the only size that matters is the size of the statue. â
â i donât get paid enough to deal with this. â
â donât cry, youâre an ugly crier. â