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middle-aged part-time goth

[jackpearscn]

Can’t even shout, can’t even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by.

[andremichaux]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.04

[sapphireh3arts]

today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the live they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.

[lierdumoa]

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening

[janusfnc14]

Sp. Spike is meant to be an Incel Loser?

That kind of recontextualises his feelings around Drusilla in the ‘make her love me back’ episode. Also, Lol. Lmao, to Spike’s popularity making him come back.

[lierdumoa]

No, what? That’s literally the exact opposite of what I said.

JOSS WHEDON is the incel loser.

Spike represents the hot cool guy incel losers are jealous of.

Whedon, being himself an incel loser, wrote a revenge/power fantasy where incels are the heroes who win (get laid) and hot cool guys are the villains who lose (get castrated).

That’s why Xander Harris (Whedon’s self-insert) always has hot women throwing themselves at him and telling him how important he is, and Spike is always getting humiliated in front of hot women.

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[ngalitzine]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 4.09 🩸🍷

[screenshotsofdespair]

[historical-fashion-polls]

which outfit would you rather wear? (1968)

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Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #839

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

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✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

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[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[seananmcguire]

I know that I have an issue with overexplaining myself in books. I know it can get repetitive, and I cut so much more than makes it into the final draft.

And I do this because I have grown up in a world where I can say dinner is my magic onion secret surprise (the surprise is onions) eight times, and still have someone sit down, take a bite, and then ask me if there are onions in there.

[my-dailydreams]

[asdfghjkl12345]

[ds9vgrconfessions]

[mmleepmlorp]

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

[depsidase]

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[casuallyodd]