Finally had the time to listen to Dutch for 50 minutes straight and noted some funny/interesting lines:
02:12 **motor engine noises** Away with you! 😂
04:36 "Mmhm. You have my full attention, sweetheart"
07:40 "If you don't clean yourself up soon, the law will smell you coming"
08:58 "You have brightened my morning"
10:22 "I am feeling so honored to have been included in an Arthur Morgan posse"
11:59 "I feel like I can finally say goodbye to Annabelle"
14:34 "The image of that bosom has gotten me through many a dark (?) day"
16:13 "It would be a grave error to refuse a man in his sexual prime" 🧐
22:04 "Heaven must be short an angel today"
22:19 "I hope the day is as beautiful as you are"
22:29 "Arrest this woman for she has stolen my heart"
22:40 "Look at this vision of loveliness"
25:43 "Look at those eyes, like stars in the night sky"
26:29 "I just pray you taste as sweet as you look" 👀
29:16 "Wait, let me get a better look at you"
29:23 "I think you can leave a little more of your modesty showing, my dear"
30:01 "Miss I must warn you of a great uprising in the southern regions" 😂
30:42 "My dear, there are urgent matters that require your attention in my tent" 👀
33:40 "My lady, you are fairer than..."
35:52 "That horse of yours looks like it's been eating better than me"
33:56 "I really hope that garb of yours isn't a permanent fixture"
37:15 "John Marston. A walking advertisement for parenting"
42:08 "As the saying goes, all work and no father makes Jack a dull boy"
43:06 "I won't let anything happen to you, I promise"
45:30 "Why don't you put that back in your pants?" 😳
46:39 "Don't you think it's time you took me to one of these excursions of yours?"
48:34 "John. A man who pulls out early, apart for the one time he should have" 🤭