𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖉'𝖘 𝖈𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆'𝖘 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖕𝖙. 2
mature themes & wording . change wording & pronouns as necessary .
I’m ready to be swept off my feet!
You will not say anything. You will stand there and look as fuckable as you can muster.
You want them to lust for you.
Take their tiny, plump cocks betwixt thy fingers, and they will become your willing slaves.
For only one may leave the mating hole alive. That is the troll way.
Okay. Flirt… fuck… then rip his head off?
Halt! You shall not pass! *winks*
Windless, I blow. Oathless, I take the knee. Handless, I milk the snake. What am I?
Take me to your bedchamber and you’ll find out!
Forget the melons! I’ve got tits!
Can I not marry them both?
Not if you want to wage another war against the church, sire.
I never dreamed I would meet one of Heaven’s stars.
You know I will not ever sleep at night if you leave the light on.
A moth to flame, I’m drawing to this ember.
My want for you is now my pain.
Burn me with your fire.
Let me be your martyr.
Mom, she’s stealing my boyfriend!
It seems I’m wrong no matter what I say.
And that is where you are wrong, my boy!
Oh… I had too much cheese….
You know, I’ve always viewed marriage as a prison.
Marriage with her would not be a prison. The rest of world would be a prison from her cunny!
Oh, wow. That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever said!
Take a note. Something about a prison! And a … a cunny!
Perhaps you could do with a visit to the vomitorium?
I shall purge my belly of this wine and fill it with the sweet nectar of my lady’s flower.
It’s a wonder he’s been rejected by all of the reputable houses.
I’m just trying to make conversation.
Yes, well, since we are giving advice: speak more gently to someone who could have you broken on the wheel.
I’m not accustomed to having my cleverness matched, or noticed.
Oh, I didn’t notice any cleverness on your part.
Is this the first time you’ve ever told a girl she is pretty? Because you’re making a dreadful mess of it.
What I cannot fathom is how a woman of your wit would find anything remotely alluring about him.
Oh, well, he’s gorgeous… he has a castle.
I of’t forget the castle.
He is the most repulsive man being I have ever met.
He is like his father; spoiled, weak and witless.
Those who would defile the throne, must burn away in the fires of justice.
Has living with pain eroded the last of my fears?
Will it ever after happily?
If it feels like a burden, I know I’m on the right track.
Am I cursed or crazy now?
Looks like someone made some fans tonight. And some enemies, I’m sad to say.
It’s a fuckin’ frog.
You’re doing great, sir! You’re beating them all off!
That’s no frog! That’s a bloody demon!
It would shame me to ask. But … if you commanded it, then I suppose you could carry me.
It’s my pink belly. You… you can rub it if you want. I trust you.
Clever whore!
I do enjoy the chase, but the hour grows late and my sack grows heavy!
Oh, yes! That’s the sweet stink of my lady’s toes!
I’ve always been a foot man. You know that. Everyone knows that.
When I picture her in my mind, I see naught only fire and starlight.
I’ll ready the wanking couch.
It took you all night to dispose of those two dead tramps?
One battle is not a war. You best remember that.
How dare you bring light into my hall!
Are you done, imbecile?
I want you to watch what happens. I want you to watch what I’m doing.
The searing pain within you won’t go away until you watch!
This is where you and your kind belong. Underfoot.
Pain will come before pleasure, and the pleasure will be mine.
Your screams are a fait accompli.
Uh…. EXCUSE ME? Fuck you!
No, no, no, no. Don’t talk to me. I’m in the audience now.
Finish your sad, bullshit story.
Your labor pained me, and I swore to that day that I’d pay you back. So. The time has come.
A breast and a breast upon the chest. Unclasp the button of thy vest. Let me see them tumble free. Let me squeeze them. Lucky me.
If one of you came wearing our hide, we’d sniff you out in an instant. But the manfolk have always been blinded by the soft and supple flesh.
This isn’t a throne room, but a slaughter house!
Let the halls run red with rivers of man-blood, as I flay each and every one of you!
You’ve mistaken the twilight for the dawn, vile thing.
Magic is cruel and exacting. And this magic is my ally.
I don’t want to live your dream anymore!
I like riddles! And I like eating goats! I’m going back to the bridge!
Trolls are afoot and my blade be thirsty!
You can’t win, bitch!
You’ve forgotten your station, beast!
You crept from the shadows, an imposter in the land of light. Well, let me remind you who is master here!
Well, let me remind you who is the master here!
Let me reacquaint you with your fear!
Behold my starlight now.
I know you’re hurting. I’m hurting too.
You can’t see my fury. But I’m furious for you.
My gifts seem small but I give it all.
I was a fool to doubt your worth then.
Perhaps… he smothered himself with that pillow. Who knows? I wasn’t there.
My love will be fierce and your love will be missed.
Evil was vanquished! Vengeance was won!