Im God

Names Sun. I post about what ever. I as well as being god, I am also a goat so

[only-cat-memes]

[gaykarstaagforever]

[sun-5h1ne]

Making a video about smash or pass transformers. I regret it. Yea, But will I post it. Yea, I gotta edit it first

Will it get edited. Hopefully. I want it done for pride month.

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[nichet-crochet]

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[stale-mail]

Comic so good it made my sibling start shipping megop

yeees.... YEEESSS...

[kkoribyeol]

Bad Answer Good Answer

[xxladiesman217xx]

Dratchet? On my blog? It’s more likely than you think.

[time-for-a-real-duel]

@ratchet-offical

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[evieeion]

ugh them again

[pumpkinpietimb]

I gotta lock in and comment on every fic I read to express my undying gratitude for the wonderful people who are sent by the literal heavens to share these amazing, show stopping, groundbreaking, life changing pieces of literature for FREE. I love fanfic writers, my source of life and the very air I breathe-

[bigfireenthusiast9000]

Chapter two of the Megop Yuri is live!!!!!

My fic 'The Princess Prime!' about megop yuri in royal au!!

[moonyloony0807]

I’m not gay I’ve never been gay

[sun-5h1ne]

Strange. How did I get this pic of you

[moonyloony0807]

Someone is about to get blocked

[sun-5h1ne]

NOOOOOOOO

[gaykarstaagforever]

I typed in "Mormon Comedy" on YouTube, and other than hack comics who seem to be illiterate, trolling LDS for sewer-level attention, I got Dry Bar Comedy specials and clips.

I of course knew about them as the go-to for "clean" (but still adult-oriented) comedy, overtly Christian / MAGA or otherwise. And fair enough, when a comedian is doing clean Heartland material that isn't confused bullying, there is some genuinely good comedy there. Mary Mack and Tim Harmston are legit funny. Yeah it's mostly jokes about being from the Midwest and self-deprecating stuff about how ugly these above-average white people look, but that's still funny if done well. Occasional fart jokes and awkward sex references, too.

This sounds like I'm crapping on them, and I'm not. Legit, very funny. I don't have a problem with this, asterisk. If we're just being clean and secular, we can still be funny. I won't repeat the old addage that that is somehow harder to do or better than effing and Jeffing all the time, because standup is way more complicated than that. Just saying penis isn't inherently funny. But some good comics do good jokes, and don't swear or talk about penis. And that's neat.

What I didn't know was that Dry Bar is a tentacle of Angel, formerly Angel Studios, those Cry of Freedom / The Chosen Mormons in Provo who have a streaming app now and are VERY MUCH culture warrior goons. They are also the same people who did VidAngel, that thing you could buy that was programmed to censor movies and TV shows on the fly, based on whatever content your feeble little sensibilities can't handle today. So you could watch an R-rated movie, cut down to the 15 minutes where it is just attractive white people angrily not having sex with eachother.

...Which just sounds like CBS primetime dramas, so I don't know why you wouldn't just watch those...?

I'm not even surprised anymore when anything even slightly not-Hollywood in American entertainment is Angel. And that Angel is Mormon. Like, if you see anyone very specifically trying to appeal to people in the Midwest who are confused by pronouns, it's almost certainly Angel. And Angel is Mormons. It's Hollywood, and Mormons.

Or Ben Shapiro. For a couple more weeks.

[sun-5h1ne]

Oo if you want like peak Mormon comedy, you need to watch early studio c. It’s pretty silly. It was/is(?) a sketch comedy show on byu tv.

[gaykarstaagforever]

You can always tell which mutuals are cool by how many notes you get after they reblog a post.

I mean, assuming you are like me, someone who is aggressively uncool.

[sun-5h1ne]

I am so cool and awesome.

[moonyloony0807]

I’m not gay I’ve never been gay

[sun-5h1ne]

Strange. How did I get this pic of you