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[pellmelproductions]

Felt Sam Giveaway!

I kept meaning to do another giveaway, it’s been a hot while :D This is for one needle felted Sam, just the right size to fit cozily in the palm of the hand, with a wire tail long to wrap around a finger or small fixture. 

Rules’n’shit

-Your Top-Secret Location: You will need to be okay giving me an address to ship to. If you’re under 18, you need a parent/guardian’s permission, as I suspect no parent very much likes having things randomly sent to their tender younglings by mysterious strangers. I will not share your address with anyone for any reason, and won’t be retaining it after mailing.

-How to Enter: Your reblog equals your entry, no need to follow (although I do appreciate it). Only one entry per person.

-How Long: Raffle ends Tues, Feb 25, at 5:00 pm EST.

-Winner: Will be chosen via random name picker, and I’ll message you to let you know and get your address. If I don’t get a reply within two days, I’ll draw for a new recipient.

I’m paying for shipping (yay!)

I will ship outside the US! (yay!)

I can’t replace anything that gets lost in the mail. (boo!)

-Keep in mind I’m doing this freely because I want to do it, so don’t be a stinker, and that I can change or cancel any of this for any reason. If you have any questions about the giveaway or need clarification etc. feel free to comment or message me.

PS If you wanna reblog but not enter, just pop a comment or tag to that effect, and thanks. :)

[shiwden]

[smoliboops]

CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

[penguinpatrolerarmy]

I don’t watch Markiplier but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

[alsolucimorningstar812]

I will always reblog this when I see it!

[spookyold-saintjm]

This time of year brings this back and I die every time

[aheistwithyaboi]

Honestly my favourite clip of the boys ever. It radiates pure Christmas chaos

[sun-guardian0]

My Collector Box finally arrived and it got a special place in my display case among some other Heros❤

@therealjacksepticeye

[sun-guardian0]

Thank you @therealjacksepticeye you scared me so much I actually screamed

[fischyplier]

This is a good demonstration of me ever since Unus Annus entered my life.

[i-am-a-fish]

some people really are just going to bed and falling asleep. wild

[planetparker]

I'd like to point out that Anti was looking at us and not at Chase

[therealjacksepticeye]

Correct

[curlymedusa]

You know that soulmate AU where you don’t see colors until you touch your soulmate?? yea that’s what this is jsakdjh

[beerecordings]

Marvin wakes up in the middle of the night with a gasp on his mouth, pain lancing through his head. He clutches at his chest and tries to focus, instantly panicked, instantly awakened. He knows this feeling - this terrible sensation, one that has haunted him before, the feeling of one of his brothers being in pain. A haggard “guys?” leaps from his throat, but from their darkened house there is no answer.

Staggering to his feet, he moves swift but silent down the halls, shoving his way into Chase’s room, only to find him safely asleep, breathing slow and heavy, even sober for an evening. Barely relieved, he pushes quickly on to Jameson’s little library of a bedroom and approaches his brother’s bed, finding him tucked deep under the covers, his long eyelashes draped across his unpained face. And Henrik’s room -

Oh, no, please. Henrik’s on his night shift. Marvin grabs his phone -

“What is it, I’m on break? No, I - what do you mean? Marvin, I’m fine, no, I’m in no trouble - ”

Marvin hangs up on his reassurances and sprints downstairs. And there, there on the couch, the light from his computer revealing agony and despair on his sullen cheeks, is his older brother, sniffling back tears.

“Jackie, Jackie,” cries Marvin, moving to his side and collapsing on the couch, grabbing his face and searching him for injuries. “What’s wrong, what’s wrong?”

“He’s…. he’s gone,” Jackie whispers. Tears well bright as starlight in his eyes.

“Who?” asks Marvin, brushing his hair from his face. “We’ll fix it, okay, we’ll save him. Who’s gone? Jackie, Jackie, tell me.”

“Tom - ” Jackie sputters, gasps, tries again. “Tom Holland’s Spiderman!”

Marvin:

Jackie:

Marvin:

Jackie:

Marvin: I’m

[septic-dr-schneep]

Jackie being the voice of truth here

[sokodraws]

s̤t̢͚͔̲̹͕̫̬͢ͅi̹̳̤̱̘ͅĺ͉̻̲̀ ̝̳̳͎͚̱̀̀l̞͙ͅ ̸̜̫̣͢ͅ ̢͘҉̳̬͔͙̫͚ ͏҉̡̖h̶͏̳̥̺̣̺e̱͖̰̳̹͚̖͞ ͕͉̩̻̣̳̥̖͓r̰̣̫̭e̢͓̰̞̕͡

(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)

[quotesnerd-deactivated20230522]

Marvin: I'm the most chill person I know.

Chase: at McDonald's last night the cashier gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry and you screamed "YOU MCFUCKED UP" at him.

[beerecordings]

do you think Jack is just like done as fuck with the egos’ shit. like he wakes up at eight in the morning to someone rapping on his window four stories up and he’s like “???? THE HELL??” but it’s just Jackie, two weeks old and telling him he learned how to fly.

[beerecordings]

he loves them a lot but also he thinks Marvin is chasing a laser pointer in the next room over and Schneep’s just been texting him like blood and needle emojis followed by a ton of smiley faces for like three hours and he’s seen four different Jamesons from four different months coming to warn him about what’s happening in the future today while the present-tense Jamie has just been sitting on the couch watching silent movies all night instead of sleeping and he’s just. so done. no, he’s not laughing. he’s so done all of you stop everything you’re doing why did he create you like this adjsgfdkhf

[beerecordings]

Jack: hey Chase whatcha up to? seems like you’ve been, uh, laying on the floor for a while now dude

Chase:

Jack: alright, you depressed bastard, let’s get your therapist on the phone -

[beerecordings]

it goes the other way though cause the egos are also done as fuck with him too. like they wake up to noises in the recording room at three in the morning and go up to check on him and he’s just standing there with just a shit ton of fake blood on his neck.

“Oh, what are you filming Jack?”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhmngnngg…… so listen - ”

*creator is unceremoniously wrestled back to bed*

[saoirseuwu]

Repost, besause I am still kinda proud of this one ^w^

Hopya like et!

[cheapcookiez]

✈✈✈ - A classic

________

Nobody can defeat that curse.

[alwaysd2]

They ask you how you are and you say that you’re fine and you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand.

Baby’s first Minecraft tragedy… there is nothing in the world more heartbreaking…

[s2mon]