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I just wanna live. Is that so wrong? Why doesn't anybody else want that?
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I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.
Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:
she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier
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With the whole "Markiplier making his own DVD copies of Iron Lung to sell" thing, it's been fascinating and slightly concerning how many people seem to genuinely believe that if a physical release isn't coming from a giant corporation, it must automatically be a bootleg.
Look at me.
Look me directly in the eyes while I say this.
You can just make things.
You can simply create something and put it into the world.
That's allowed.
People have been doing it for centuries.
They sell blank VHS tapes. They sell blank DVDs. Blank CDs. You can buy flash drives by the bucketful if you really want to. If you create a movie, an album, a game, a documentary, or a four-hour video essay about the mating habits of fictional space goblins, you are entirely permitted to put that thing on physical media and sell it.
That is not piracy.
Piracy is taking something that belongs to someone else and reproducing or distributing it without permission.
If I buy a DVD of a movie, I own that copy of the movie. I do not own the movie itself. I didn't acquire the rights to duplicate it, press a thousand copies, and start selling them out of my garage like I've become the regional distributor for Warner Bros.
The copyright, distribution rights, and intellectual property still belong to whoever created it or whoever legally acquired those rights.
If I start burning copies of Iron Lung and selling them myself without Markiplier's permission, that's piracy.
If Markiplier, who made and owns the rights to Iron Lung, burns copies and sells them himself, that's just distribution.
He's the rights holder.
He's distributing his own work.
If you made it, if it came from your own mind, your own work, your own time, your own resources, then congratulations. You own the thing. You don't need a corporation to bless it with legitimacy.
The corporation is not what makes it real.
The fact that it exists is what makes it real.
I think we've accidentally spent so many years living inside a world dominated by mass-produced media that some people have developed the strange assumption that all media emerges from a factory somewhere. As if films naturally occur in shrink-wrapped plastic cases and descend from the heavens aboard a pallet truck.
But independent artists have been burning discs, dubbing tapes, printing books, pressing records, and mailing things directly to people for longer than many of us have been alive.
That's not a bootleg.
That's just a product.
It's not "bootleg."
It's just... leg.
The normal kind.
The original, free-range, locally sourced leg.
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A DVD disc with "The Original, Free Range, Locally Sourced, Leg. By an Indie Artist (Corporation not included)" written on the front with black font on a white background)"
A black VHS Tape with "The Original, Free Range, Locally Sourced, Leg. By an Indie Artist (Corporation not included)" written on the front with black font on a white background)
Day 61- I think he cast the wrong spell.
(Completely unrelated: Guess what I saw in cinemas recently)
You are not supposed to be here.
ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.
since this post unexpectedly blew up i'd like to note that the $2mil. of fake blood thing is unconfirmed and based on some rough calculations i did after googling 'fake blood price per gallon'. i'm sure they were able to get a more significant discount on the kind of bulk purchase that cleared all stock available in the state of wherever this movie was filmed, but i have no source. the rest of those numbers are what we in the industry call a funnypost
the dvd/blu-ray production was confirmed on a livestream i caught accidentally while dicking around on youtube that is now members only (likely this one but idk, i don't have youtube membership money). other things confirmed in that stream: the dvd/blu-ray burner cost $4k and iirc burns 8 blu-rays an hour. markiplier's one concession to productivity is that he might get a second burner so he can make 16 blu-rays an hour, at his house.
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IRON LUNG 2026, dir. Mark Fischbach
[ethan nestor voice] you got a rockin' set of tits, mark
im kind of so amazed with the face paint in tomodachi life like you can make custom facial hair and wrinkles and acne and freckles and scars and makeup and dark circles and baby hairs and also you could make a mii whos just that one pencil drawing of markiplier
Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”
Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.
It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”
The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”
And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something
-@distantlydreamingofwater
I’m using your comment as an example here because I’ve seen this question come up elsewhere and have also been asked about it in the tags.
No. Piracy is the duplication, downloading, or distribution of media you do not own the rights to without permission from the rights holder. So someone making copies of a movie they made and own the rights to with a disc burner would not count as piracy.
That’s just… distributing your own work.
It’s fundamentally not that different from an indie musician handing someone a burned demo CD, or a game developer passing around early builds of a game they made themselves. The whole issue with piracy is the lack of permission and ownership involved. If you are the creator or rights holder, then you are the person granting permission in the first place.
Now, hypothetically, if he had sold the movie to a studio and part of that contract included handing over distribution rights, and then he started independently burning and selling copies anyway without permission, THEN yes, that would likely fall into piracy or copyright infringement territory.
But as far as he’s publicly said, that does not appear to be the situation here. It sounds like he still retains the rights to distribute the film himself, which means he’s fully within his rights to do weird little DIY physical releases out of his house like a cryptid Criterion Collection employee.
Now, there IS still usually a whole separate layer of rights clearance involved behind the scenes for things like music, stock assets, sound effects, visuals, union agreements, and so on, because licensing for a theatrical release is not always identical to licensing for home release or private sales. Sometimes those agreements have separate clauses, additional permissions, regional restrictions, expiration dates, all sorts of deeply unsexy legal paperwork labyrinths.
But I also haven’t heard of any issues on that front, and given how public this whole process has been, I imagine those conversations either already happened or are actively being handled.
Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.
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