i want kiss. i want to dead

Kasper || trans https://vaporwaving.straw.page/

[mabelsguidetolife]

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

[targetedknowledge]

[3000s]

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

[ranchstoryblog]

behold: crab

[sarcasmprodigy]

Making women up like it's a job

[tealmussel]

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[64mpg]

[stupidrehab]

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

[hardwrench]

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

[tailsfromthevoid]

Feeling inspired by the 15th century Unicorn Tapestries…

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[happilyloudwonderland]

Speaking of Ojibwe! There’s a new point and click game to help teach the language! It’s called Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining, and is currently on sale on Steam!

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.