[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[sarahseeandersen]

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you're thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that's Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That's Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[merinnan]

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

[hils79]

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

[oneiriad]

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

[omgpurplefattie]

That's the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies "The Crying Game" and "Interview with the Vampire".

[stripedsweatergirl]

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

[aphony-cree]

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

[cuddlydemons]

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

[neil-gaiman]

This is true.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gaylor-moon]

Whomst trying to road trip

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Galar region victory road

[sunandotherstars]

[soulknowledge]

A lover who’s also your friend. Not somebody that you just lust, because it’s real easy to do that. Somebody that you can connect with intellectually and mentally. No judging. Just being yourself. That’s real beauty.

[bidoofcrossing]

LMAOOOO B Y E

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Customer: Hey! Um, I haven't shopped here before, can you show me where the women's underwear is?

Worker: Yes! Absolutely! Are you looking for like, a thong or like, panties?

Customer: ...Panties I guess?

Worker: Right this way, I'll show you the panties.

Customer: Ok. Now that we got that, I was wondering if you had any like, button up shirts, like kinda nice I can wear to work?

Worker: Oh you mean like a blouse?

Customer: ...That's a word?

Worker: Yeah I know right? It's derived from French.

Customer: Ew. Okay well, do you think these pants would fit me? I don't know what my size would be.

Worker: Um, honestly that could be like small, medium, or a 4, 6, or an 8.

Customer: How is that possible?

Worker: Honestly nobody knows, but... you can blame the French!]

[justiceleague]

“In this scene, Catwoman wants to whip off the heads of four mannequins. And Michelle’s three months of training really paid off. She performed this difficult and potentially dangerous scene perfectly on the very first take.”

“The trick about it is, it is traveling faster than the speed of sound. So, there’s a certain hazard to it because it can cut skin, it can break bones. She is doing things with the whip that will make Indiana Jones green… that 90 percent of the people who do this for a profession can’t do.”

— The making of Batman Returns (1992)

[movie-gifs]

TREASURE PLANET (2002)

[netherworldpost]

Thinking about this @rosalarian post a lot. A lot.

[nikomorti]

@idioteque-inc

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[danandphilnews]

[sirfrogsworth]

Matt created an important update. 

[ Matt Bors ]

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative