What if we vibed? JK. . . unless?

Confirmed Bachelor, he/it, white 😔, Lord of Eggplants, probably a druid, ACAB, black lives matter. Ask me for my discord!

[zagiri-deactivated20250102]

[cedarwool]

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

[wander-without-cause]

This is how I realized i was neurodivergent. My diagnosis of ADHD shocked no one.

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Saw this attached to a tank of a truck that appeared to be a storm drain or septic tank cleaner.

[westernlimits]

Source: Jason Weingart

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[bimstown]

[datsderbunnyblog]

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

[ghostandlov3rs]

hey. Show the map? How am I supposed to speedrun when I dont have a map???

[belle-of-a-time]

To my knowledge this is one of the more up to date maps. There are also some maps of higher floors too though

[glitchedcosmos]

More warm upz 💥

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[thememedaddy]

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[pansyfemme]

this brand keeps showing up on my instagram and i know its forest ink but my brain always reads fore stink and it makes me think of foreskin and then i dont know what im looking at anymore

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[inzergue]

[natalieironside]

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.