What if we vibed? JK. . . unless?

Confirmed Bachelor, he/it, white 😔, Lord of Eggplants, probably a druid, ACAB, black lives matter. Ask me for my discord!

[zagiri-deactivated20250102]

[ostolero]

[retroactivebakeries]

#q: how is that possible?#a: i dunno i didn’t do it

[angelicguy]

[cinswitch]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[ophilosoraptoro]

[severeprincesheep]

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Never doubt my shitposts again

[ryoastra]

YES YES I FUCKING LOVEEEE THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE (well not the actual occurrence but I find it so very interesting) THE SEA PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

Do you know the weird thing about the sea people??

We don't know for sure where they actually came from. They're just wild guys that came out of nowhere from the sea and attacked people. We don't know if they were pirates, random scoundrels or an organised society. They just appeared, fucked shit up and then disappeared. It's such a cool topic!

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[roryvol6]

I made this for pride month but I forgor

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[footlongdingledong]

nightmare amulet rotation

[moringmark]

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[eggplantusiv]

TENNA SWEEP

[probuccalfat]

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

[probuccalfat]

literally. when you’re that rich, picking a side is just for fun or for public image—you’re on top no matter what side is winning. wealth is loyal only to wealth in actual practiced, lived reality.

[laserwalnut]

Brother and sister