[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[oryeo]

You know what's hot.........? Consistent communication

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[xetl]

[funeralhome420-deactivated20141]

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

[joyfulpearl-deactivated20160722]

small ways to improve your life

make your bed to immediately make your room look more put together

water first, then coffee or tea

pray or meditate, even just for ten minutes, to set the tone for your day

browse the news headlines ( & read the articles that interest you when you’ve got time) 

wear something you feel b o m b in

listen to music while doing your daily activities-commuting, cleaning, cooking, exercising

smile at at least two people 

smile at YOURSELF

call or message someone you love

eat food that makes you feel radiant 

make lists of things you need to accomplish for the day

stretch for 10 minutes 

record in your phone the positive thoughts you have so you can remember them

carry water with you (always always always) 

shut off your phone for an hour and have some ME time

take a hot shower or bath at the end of a stressful day 

try to make plans to spend time with someone at least once a week

think about 3 things you are grateful for at the end of each day

do something calming, relaxing, and non-electronic 30 minutes before you sleep

sleep pants-less 

[erubescence-deactivated20190421]

Much needed.

[bad1dimagines]

[hara-kiri]

shut the fuck

[princesschibba]

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[daichisthickthighs-deactivated2]

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’

[roboticutie]

‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’

[157s]

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[chases-glitch-bitch]

If you know that you’re are failing some of your classes and that you have homework due in for for them but you physically cannot stop yourself from procrastinating and you don’t what you’re going to do about your future so you feel kinda like you’re going to throw up, clap your hands.

[para-frickin-more]

*clap clap*

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i thought this post was going to offer me advice but it is just telling me to clap

[liefly]

me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*

[yoloslavia-deactivated20190520]

[prettybrowneyedcutie]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[vanilita]

There is nothing to defend

[lookingforshadows]

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

[instead-of-sighs]

This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.

[fakenasty]

Oh my god

[retr0philia]

Just to add onto that, our childhood wasn’t even technology based. We grew up knowing of chalk, skateboards, jump rope, street hockey, playgrounds, butterfly collecting, etc. Slowly technology took over our lives and now there are hardly kids playing outside in the summer. We can clearly remember our childhood as it was and now we can see the clear line between it. We were the generation right smack in the middle of it all. Our parents were of non-tech and our children/young siblings will be all tech.

[breelandwalker]

Not to mention, ours was the last generation that grew up with all those bright promises of “work hard, go to college, and you’ll have a successful life,” only to find those hopes abruptly dashed when the housing bubble burst. Milliennials have grown up expecting that disappointment, because for them, the problem has been there since Day One.

So 90s kids aren’t just nostalgic…we’re BITTER. And we ache for those days when we could still think that the world was boundless and full of the opportunities we were promised since the first day of kindergarten.

[ellingtonm00se]

Every time someone adds to this i have to reblog.

[aprilefff]

No to mention, every attempt made to try to recreate the things in our childhood gets ruined. The crappy remakes are just a reminder of how good it really was in the past. Kids today only see and are enjoying the shitty versions of our happy moments.

[bonesweep-deactivated20160425]

@fuckyeah1990s

[infinite-shades-of-ocean-blue]

I kept thinking I was the only one feeling like this. I thought it was just me who was too naive. I’m so happy I found this post!

[th3s3dr3ams]

[jodyrobots]

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to mess with people

[pizzaotter]

NO DONT DO THAT