laugh so hard you throw up

[nickyandmikey]

my advice for the youth of today is go to bed at 10pm. literally nothing else matters

[just-shower-thoughts]

We named the other planets in our solar system after gods but named our own planet “dirt”

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

gold star for that moment of self-awareness

[stability]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memescomedy]

[lvd2]

:(

[m-nasssty]

😂

[brittneyspears]

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Once again Britney spreads her influence across all aspects of life

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[crownedpatriot]

Get you a girl like this

[gayskuntank]

Me, feral,

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

[unclefather]

[im-the-batmann]

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[gaypeopletwitter]

[navigaero]

me: i’m gay

a straight guy: oh okay so you like dick, ass, and balls

me:

[dankmemeuniversity]