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@sunflower-suns
french recipes: if youâre not making this in paris then whatâs the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.Â
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay thatâs it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isnât quite right. I donât know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countriesâ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so glÂ
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.Â
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sisterâs third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazingÂ
no its called highjacking
guys no itâs weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
thats just the way the pussy crumbles
please see a gynecologist
miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*
me: wow. i feel so gooâ
depression: Timeâs Up Bitch.
i literally canât stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
the music
âletâs discuss the contradictionâ
the overuse of the word âcameraâ
the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
âyoure consciously making a conscious choiceâ
the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
âYOURE BREAKING THE CAMERAâ as the video abruptly ends
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You messed up. And thatâs okay.
You procrastinated on your homework.
You crammed for that test the night before.
You didnât finish the book and started the paper the night before it was due.
You forgot a deadline.
You failed that pop quiz.
You overslept your alarm.Â
Even though you promised yourself you wouldnât, you messed up. And thatâs okay.
Youâre no less of a person because of it.
Youâre no less of a studyblr community member because of it.
Youâre no less intelligent because of it.
Youâre no less of a hard worker because of it.
Youâre no less of a student because of it.
YOUâRE. JUST. HUMAN.Â
We all have those bad days. Sometimes, we get tired of constantly being on the grind. We forget to take those me days. We stop and yearn for all of that free time. And eventually it catches up to us and we make boo-boos, but that doesnât negate all the hard work weâve put in so far or any of the hard work we will put in from here on out. Donât let this one lapse in judgement, preparation, or thinking define your week, semester, or year. Use it. Work harder because of it. Make sure that the feeling of regret you have now is something you wonât feel for a very long time.Â
Guys, itâs not about being perfect. Itâs about letting the imperfections guide you instead of define you.
where did the professor get the potato