[bookishbuddie]

real

[hotchs-big-hands]

At this point I'm just some holes yknow?

[courtneysmovieblog]

I will forgive Wanda for Westview if she rids us of Captain Carter.

[0ruguitas]

"boohoo our s*xyman is voiced by the Iceage sloth"— well I for one appreciate all the hard work John Leguizamo put into single handedly wrestling Lin Manuel Miranda out of that recording booth to prevent him from voicing Bruno.

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius (testing Lily’s veritaserum)

Lily (squinting): Is it working?

Sirius (shrugging): I don’t know, ask me something

Marlene: Do you have any secrets you’re keeping?

Sirius (red faced and breathing hard): N-no

Lily (laughing): He’s fighting it! It is working! Just say it Sirius, no one’s gonna hurt you

Sirius (nervously): During our third year, Marlene asked me what product I use to get my eye lashes to look so good and I told her that I rub butter on them to make them look like that

Marlene (speechless)

Sirius (crying): It was a lie! I lied because I wanted to mess with you and every time I saw you take a little cup of butter to your room, I laughed! My eyelashes aren’t naturally this nice, I use mascara and I let you rub butter on your eyelashes for months!

Lily (confused): What the fuck, how deranged do you have to be to trick someone into rubbing butter on their eyelashes?

Marlene (angrily shoving Sirius): You fucking bitch! I smelled like butter for months and it gave me acne!

Sirius (sobbing): Last year Lily called me stupid so I slipped eye of newt in her potion so it exploded in her face! I have a severe distrust of authority and I’m extremely claustrophobic to the point where Regulus locked me in a closet one time and I accidentally set it on fire to escape and then a year later I snuck into the Slytherin dorms and rubbed hot sauce inside his underwear so he’d get a burn and everyone would think he had an STD-

Lily (horrified): Sirius you can stop now, it works-

Sirius (sobbing): I used James’ razor that he uses to shave his face on my body one time because he tripped me and I didn’t tell him! Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll go the muggle section of the library and look up muggle laws and see which ones I can break. I’m currently wanted for tax evasion in France.

Lily (horrified): Okay we’re done here-

Remus (walking in): What‘s happening?

Sirius (crying): What the fuck is a tax? Then there was the time James flirted with Regulus so I convinced him to stick his finger in a power outlet and when he got shocked I pretended that I didn’t know that would happen. And do you guys remember that one time that Snape was chased around Hogsmeade by a large, black dog? That was m-

Remus (clamping his hand on Sirius’ mouth and dragging him out of the room): Nope! That’s enough for today!

[dragon-tales7]

I hope Yelena fucking murders Clint Barton /j

[deviousdumbass]

his voice just gave me a reason to live istg

[amazingphil]

New video with Dan! Something we want to tell you

[danielhowell]

i’m gay

[aveotardis]

Imagine being in Victorian England. You call Sherlock Holmes to investigate for you. And in walks AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT. A Dorito in tweed. A brick shithouse. A man so beautiful your literal eyes melt out of your literal skull. Like. Imagine.

[she-ras-sister-deactivated20220]

May I also add that this man is the most polite person you have ever met. You may just be a poor widow but this celebrity is treating you with respect and not insulting your intelligence. Did he just snort a line of coke in your bathroom? maybe. Not your business to judge, you take cocaine for your headaches sometimes. Anyway this man looks like a greek god and you want to lick his arms

[mndvx]

chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 

Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 

⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣

It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣

The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣

Photo Credit: @samjonespictures

[waterdnp]

@amazingphil said lgbt rights!!

[raggedydocs]

My favourite Doctor, my favourite companions, my favourite series. Happy 10 years to The Eleventh Hour and to the start of Series 5, the series that made me fall in love with this show forever. Nothing compares to this era of the show for me and the absolute joy and excitement I felt watching this 10 years ago will always stay with me 💙

[megan0013]

and just like that, i have three more wip’s than i did yesterday

[captainkirkk]

There’s something very nice about remembering fics you read years ago. Maybe you remember the plot perfectly, maybe the rest of the fic is only a blur aside from a handful of vivid scenes, but you remember the way it made you feel. And sometimes you dredge up the memory - the premise or a favourite scene or a few lines that stayed with you -  and your heart aches a little bit, the way it does when you think about books you enjoyed as a child.

To all the fanfiction writers out there: your work is beautiful and meaningful and it leaves an impact. I promise.

[banditthewriter]

What do you mean that I have to physically write a fic in order for it to be written? This is some bullshit.

[hungry-skeleton]

Very specific idea of a fanfic: *doesn't exist*

Me, whose only writing experience was a shitty fanfic I made years ago and would absolutely NOT call myself a writer:

[i-heart-scully]

Iron Fam   ⤷ before/after