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🍎 tosh 🍊 28 🍋 he/they 🍐

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[starrynet]

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[jetix]

Beetle bread, 2023-08-13

[charlesoberonn]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[rainformation]

used to think you were my bud but now i see the lite

[dogpuppy]

[lastpositivist]

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Gao Hang

Your Boss and Your Boss’ Boss, 2024

Acrylic on canvas.

[thunderstruck9]

Gao Hang (Chinese, 1991), Your Boss and Your Boss’ Boss, 2024. Acrylic on canvas, 59 4/5 × 48 in.

[fartbong-rewritten]

adulthood involves green bell peppers in some way I think

[nerdvolutionkurisu]

Golden Ratio

Even though the Golden Ratio is mathematical beauty, doesn't mean your back needs to be shaped as such. Straighten up!

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[souvenirglace]

[rufiozuko]

I be on my Homestuck, always on my Homestuck… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-