GODLIKE.

maui / thirty-three / mythology professor affiliated with avenirhq.

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001. ARIEL.

“Thirty-Thirty minutes?” Ariel choked, scrambling for a menu and a pitcher of water, “Oh gosh! I’m so sorry about that.” He’s been waiting 30 minutes??? What were her sisters doing! She placed the menu infront of him, pointing out the specials as rehearsed, as she filled a glass of water for him. “We’re usually better than that. Would you care for some pie? Cake?” Ariel gestured to the display case of baked goods, trying to remedy the situation, “On the house for making you wait so long!”

he felt a little bad. not too bad, but just a little. enough for him to break out of his tease as he let loose a loud laugh      ( was there suddenly an earthquake or did the windows shake on their own? )     «  i was just messing with ya, kid. i’ve only been here 5 minutes. still haven’t been served though so you’re still waiting on that.  »  he did listen to the specials being listed, having not remembered a single one, though he would act as if he did       --      he was just polite like that. however, at her offer, he chuckled, shaking his head in refusal.  «  relax, kid. i’ve waited longer      --      nearly waited two hours for a some roasted duck down in hong kong once! no need to make anything free, m’not a poor man.  »

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001. BELLA.

The man standing before Bella was definitely a little intimidating, but she kept a small smile on her face and nodded her head. His small story was a bit surprising and even kind of entertaining. “I’m fine, just didn’t mean to run into you. Suppose I got a little distracted.” 

«  ya must’ve been really distracted there then.  »  after all, maui was not a small person. his stature alone could be spotted a distance away if you didn’t hear his bragging first. still, he wasn’t here to put the blame on anyone. that just wasn’t very characteristically of him!  «  i’d be more shocked if you did mean t’run into me like that, girly!  »

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«  don’t worry, i’ve got your... thing!  »  he wasn’t exactly sure what it was, only seeing a blur suddenly fly into the tree right above him. given his stature, it wasn’t much of a problem for maui to reach up and grab it. in fact, it almost seemed too easy. hand wrapped around the foreign object only to pull it down, his eyes locked with the person, smug smile curled against his lips.  «  not the first time i’ve had to get something like this you know       --      i’ve saved kids climbing way too high from falling and kittens too!  »  though he was known for often reciting stories a little too extravagant for the mild suburban life, this was was definitely not wrong and he wasn’t afraid to boast about it. humbleness simply was not a word used in maui’s dictionary.

OPEN.

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BELLA!

Bella had just gotten done with another round of rehearsals and found herself in desperate need of something to drink. Knowing the coffee shop was close, she made her way down the street, duffel bag on her should and all. However, she wasn’t paying enough attention as she collided with someone else and stumbled back a little bit. “Oh! I’m sorry!” She exclaimed, looking back to the other person. “Didn’t hurt you, did I?” 

if he hadn’t heard the soft voice speaking to him, then maybe he wouldn’t have felt the collision. after all, looking down at the girl before him, she was a thimble compared to his massive stature.  «  bigger things have hit me and still wouldn’t have hurt.  »  he laughed a strong boom, as if the small pebbles before his feet trembled with its vibration.  «  held a bull by the horns and still didn’t feel anything! what about you, girlie? you hurt?  »  in all fairness, he hadn’t been paying attention to where he was going either and he was just lucky she hadn’t hurt herself either.

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ARIEL.

Ariel ducked under the counter, trying to be as stealthy as she could. Her shifted had started an hour earlier-hopefully her Dad hadn’t noticed or at the very least one of her sisters covered for her. The redhead moved quietly, tying her apron around her waist, thinking she was in the clean until she locked eyes with a customer at the counter who had probably seen everything. “Oh, uh,” Her mouth twisted into a sheepish smile, “Still waiting for someone to take your order?”

morning coffee. a gift from the gods. something that he could definitely not go a day without. whether it was from the powder packets he kept in his drawer or the smell of fresh brew wafting in the air, he definitely needed a little something       ---      naturally, maui would go to a dinner closest to wherever he was      ( which, in his defence, was almost anywhere )       only to sit down and watch the little commotion go about in front of him.       it was more than interesting to watch such a tiny girl, frazzled as she suddenly caught his gaze. a large grin then curled against his lips.  «  been waiting here for thirty minutes, kid.  »  no harm in playing little games, huh?

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hi hi, i’m sab and i’m here to bring to life everyone’s favorite demi-god. currently working as a college professor teaching mythology, he also works part-time as a big mouth, telling anyone who will listen about all the cool shit he did back in the day. here are some headcanons about this old ass man: 

he’s old af. jk he’s only thirty-seven but likes to tell people he’s only thirty-three so don’t believe him when he tells you his age. 

he was born in hawaii -- adopted by one politician and a local celebrity. 

however, life wasn’t all that easy. almost no attention from his parents, maui snuck off to the villages where he then became “a local hero”. not really but he often helped the younger kids get out of trouble. 

that position became super important to him so it kinda stuck till he was a young adult but he loved the attention -- to the point where he made some bad decisions because of it. 

he stole something (from his parents) but then was caught and went to jail for a short while 

huge turn events for him - he decided to go on traveling everywhere and anywhere instead before settling in avenir 

now works as a professor in mythology because he thinks that shit is super dope 

likes to talk and pretend hes god sent so please tell him to shut up -- 

The Dad Friend -- will literally throw bullies into trees for small children 

likes to go fishing on weekends to complete his Dad Friend look 

tried to go vegan but then ate chicken and that only lasted three hours 

please listen to him he is extremely insecure because of the neglect of his parents and so he needs constant attention or hes going to lose it. 

Literally the nicest dude in the world but isn’t afraid to completely destroy you (physically and verbally) 

can climb a mountain which he has actually done (apparently)

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