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🌞 She/her, 30 This is a 21+ blog with NSFW content Minors do not interact I do not want racists, facists, sexists or bigots on my blog 🌜

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[noenergytomakeheartsrace]

"Did you get home safe?"

"Are you comfortable?"

"Did you eat something?"

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[melaninluvv]

The sexual tension b/w 2 mutuals spamming eachother.

[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dogpuppy]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[day-dreamersclub]

i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities

[mewnbuns]

goodnight kisses that turn to makeout sessions because they can just never get enough of you

[shadowseductress]

Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.

[hurenkrieg]

Thinking about me? Having fantasies? You should tell me about it.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[muggleassassin]

If you have a crush on me prove it and send me $100 😩😂