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"This is among the worst kinds of punishment..."
â here we go again. â
god nine was so fucking in love with rose. "i'm so glad i met you." "i could save the world but lose you." dancing with her and not realizing they'd been teleported because he was so besotted. "i only take the best. i've got rose." hating literally every other man she so much as glanced at. i am fully convinced that nine had so little self control when it came to his love for her, and if he had not regenerated he would have acted on it a thousand percent. i main tenrose but ninerose hits so different. i absolutely love them
DOCTOR WHO 1.13 â© "The Parting of the Ways"
DOCTOR WHO 1.13 â© "The Parting of the Ways"
I'm back in the "humans are space orcs" tag because it's fun and I was thinking the other day of how off-putting it would be to aliens to witness a bunch of humans start singing together in unison.
mostly I was thinking about how one person will say a line and suddenly everyone joins in. like do they panic "cause nobody told me the humans have a hivemind???" or just imagining someone starting up we will rock you and feeling the percussion of a bunch of humans stamping and clapping. probably pretty intimidating ngl
Humans fucking breath oxygen!?
Imagine oxygen being to aliens what chlorine gas is to us.
Human: We're finally here!! The planet we've been looking for 2 million light-years!
Alien: *talking into earpiece* I still don't know why the human captain wanted to come here of all planets- wait- don't take off your helmet!! *closes their eyes*
Human: *takes off helmet and breathes in the fresh oxygen* Oh wow. So this is the fresh air our ancestors breathed when the Earth was still a young one.
Alien: *slowly peaks with one eye, scared* Y-you're not dying?
Human: Yeah, I'm not. Why would you think-
Alien: *trembling* Because this planet is filled with...oxygen
Human: Yeah, I know. That's why we came here in the first place!
Alien: Y-you can breathe this poisonous gas?
Human: Not only that, we need it to survive
Alien: Oh damn, I can't imagine someone breathing any gas other than chlorine-
Human: CHLORINE!? THE SWIMMING POOL THING!?
Alien: the what-
Humans are space orcs idea ive been tossing around in my head, but what if aliens were creeped out by human hands the way humans are creeped out by arachnid legs?
Like, we have absurdly dexterous and nimble fingers, theyre a big reason why we were able to forage more food, make better tools, and advance as a species. Theyre a vital part of how we interact with the world and each other.
But what if aliens saw us typing something or tying shoelaces even and were immediately put off by how these appendages move? Too fast, too disjointed, and each finger can do its own thing? It just strikes them as wrong, unnatural movement the same way we look at arachnids moving and have a visceral reaction to it. (I know not everyone is freaked by how arachnids move, even im not usually upset by it. But sometimes ill see one run and it just.... ugh)
Imagining alien horror movies about humans, and it becomes a trope that the human plays piano or something similar and the shots just focus in on the humans fingers gliding across the keys.
Imagine human diplomats having to wear mittens or something similar to cover their hands when first meeting new species to avoid disturbing or scaring them.
Day 16 prompt: Unspoken/Divulge
Humans are Space Orcs story where humans are known for our storytelling and acting abilities. While these talents are somewhat respected, thereâs a major stigma against humans because weâre also the best liars.
âHumans donât actually feel anything at all, they just mimic emotions to trick others into believing themâ
âNever trust a human. They lie like the rest of us breathâ
âHumans spend so much of their lives acting, itâs impossible to tell when theyâre being truthfulâ
âIn human culture, great respect is awarded to âactorsâ who are able to mimic other persons and emotions with startling accuracyâ
âSome âactorsâ are able to âperformâ hundreds of unique charactersâ
âActing is so ubiquitous in the human culture that many consider it polite to lieâ
âSarcasm is a common, casual game played between humans, where one human says something untrue and the other human must guess what truth they are thinking. Humans unable to perform this ritual are often ostracized by their peersâ
âIf you see a human crying, do not immediately assume they are hurt. Humans have been known to use their âactingâ abilities to trick unsuspecting travelers into giving up an unreasonable number of belongingsâ
âAll interstellar travelers are required to read up on popular âscamsâ or âconsâ performed by humans in the region they are traveling toâ
Human Quirks for Non-Humans to discover
the chain reaction a single yawn can cause
the sense to recognize something that looks human but is not quite human (uncanny valley)
getting songs stuck in their heads
the urge to sneeze but being unable to do so
not being able to breathe from laughter sometimes
the reactions caused by tickles
acting fairly casual about pain in their most vital body parts (head)
neurodivergent symptoms as a whole
Realizing now how much I missed Nine (and the Doctor in general, to be fair. It's been a while since I've been able to watch).
Sassy Nine. Family-loving Nine. Nine who only accepted the best in companions, but was willing to let Rose drag others along if she took an interest. Nine who Rose clung to as if they'd known each other forever. Nine who was merciless yet loving. Nine who was so excited to have someone to travel with after so long. Nine who thought that his mortal enemies were dead only for them to nearly kill everything he loved again. Nine who found the hope and love that Ten got to hold onto.
I miss Nine.
Why so nervous đ
Saying I love you without saying âI love youâ
âBeing around you makes every day just a little lighter.â
[fondly] âYou're such an idiot.â
âGot you, always.â
âI can imagine growing old with you.â
âI could sit here and listen to you forever.â
âLet me take care of you.â
âNothing makes me happier than being with you.â
âOf course I trust you.â
âSeeing you happy makes me happy.â
âSomething about you makes me feel safe.â
âStay for a bit?â
âStop making me smile, dork.â
âWhy didn't you tell me you were cold? Come here.â
âYou mean everything to me.â
âYou were in my dreams tonight.â
âYou're my favorite person, just⊠ever.â
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