I like to think I'm the biggest man in the relationship
Biggest as in like, weight right?
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I like to think I'm the biggest man in the relationship
Biggest as in like, weight right?
Ahaha
I was just a kid when all that happened.
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Well that was an interesting day
We can cuddle together if you want
I looooooooove chocolate
But I can't eat it because I'll get fat..
But it's sooooooo goooood...
I hate when you do this so much
You still say "I do"
You knew what you were in for, love
Okay???? And????
I looooooooove chocolate
But I can't eat it because I'll get fat..
But it's sooooooo goooood...
I hate when you do this so much
I AM THE RISING PHOENIX AT THE START OF THE DAY
WHYYY ARE #they MAKING A RETURN WTF. THEY WERE DORMANT AFTER I LEFT WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE AGAIN
Sweetie remeMber what we Talked aBout
If you're ScArEd stay in a cErtaiN spot.
Babe...
I'm dumb as hell
WHYYY ARE #they MAKING A RETURN WTF. THEY WERE DORMANT AFTER I LEFT WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE AGAIN
Hey there's a weird guy with a halo outside
I'm gonna open the door and see what happens from there
NO DO NOT
Oh okay so that's fun. That's fun. That's fun!!!
...
Is everything alright?
Oh okay so that's fun. That's fun. That's fun!!!
...
Is everything alright?
Oh okay so that's fun. That's fun. That's fun!!!
I saw some strange rabbit man handing out flyers for some sort of church group, and I'm not sure whether or not I should send one of my kids to check it out..
*ASSISTANTS I MEANT ASSISTANTS
DO NOT. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT.
My fiance hates me and wants me to die
No! Never! I would never hate you!
...Why do you think that did you do something
👁️👁️
SEE, YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED I DID SOMETHING YOU WANT ME TO DIE
Nooooo I don't I love you
You brought sunshine to my life when I felt as if I was doomed to do nothing but make others feel better without ever being able to think of myself
And you let me think of myself..you made everything perfect.
Yay, you love me
My fiance hates me and wants me to die
No! Never! I would never hate you!
...Why do you think that did you do something
👁️👁️
SEE, YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED I DID SOMETHING YOU WANT ME TO DIE
My fiance hates me and wants me to die
Sometimes I just wonder if I'm good enough for Bodhi
They're strong
Muscular
Beautiful
And I'm fat
Pathetic
And wimpy
:[
Don't say that. You're more then good enough for me. You're practically perfect and I love you