Your Dream Guy!

[hobowolf123]

I like to think I'm the biggest man in the relationship

[dreamydavid]

I am too!

Oh, wait, you mean

Yeah no no you're not like that at all buddy..

[sunrise-bird]

Ahaha

I was just a kid when all that happened.

[dreamydavid]

Come on.

I'm in the living room if you need to talk.

[dreamydavid]

Well a criminal and the flower shop owner walked in for couples counseling

If I don't make it tell my wife I love him

[dreamydavid]

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Well that was an interesting day

[dreamydavid]

I looooooooove chocolate

But I can't eat it because I'll get fat..

But it's sooooooo goooood...

[sunrise-bird]

I hate when you do this so much

[dreamydavid]

You still say "I do"

You knew what you were in for, love

[dreamydavid]

I looooooooove chocolate

But I can't eat it because I'll get fat..

But it's sooooooo goooood...

[dreamydavid]

Help I'm hiding from Bodhi Because he has the urge to peck at things that look at me

She's technically taken a bite out of every piece of cotton candy here

[dreamydavid]

This is...a very excessive party.

I mean me and Bodhi do deserve it after the cult got chased out of town by that strange blue rabbit monkey

Bu

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Oh god bodhi got into the energy drinks

[sunrise-bird]

WHYYY ARE #they MAKING A RETURN WTF. THEY WERE DORMANT AFTER I LEFT WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE AGAIN

[dreamydavid]

Sweetie remeMber what we Talked aBout

If you're ScArEd stay in a cErtaiN spot.

[sunrise-bird]

Babe...

I'm dumb as hell

[dreamydavid]

I'll tell you it in person because we don't know how many people are looking at our accounts.

[sunrise-bird]

WHYYY ARE #they MAKING A RETURN WTF. THEY WERE DORMANT AFTER I LEFT WHY ARE THEY ACTIVE AGAIN

[dreamydavid]

Sweetie remeMber what we Talked aBout

If you're ScArEd stay in a cErtaiN spot.

[sunrise-bird]

Oh okay so that's fun. That's fun. That's fun!!!

[dreamydavid]

...

Is everything alright?

[sunrise-bird]

My fiance hates me and wants me to die

[dreamydavid]

No! Never! I would never hate you!

...Why do you think that did you do something

👁️👁️

[sunrise-bird]

SEE, YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED I DID SOMETHING YOU WANT ME TO DIE

[dreamydavid]

Nooooo I don't I love you

You brought sunshine to my life when I felt as if I was doomed to do nothing but make others feel better without ever being able to think of myself

And you let me think of myself..you made everything perfect.

[sunrise-bird]

My fiance hates me and wants me to die

[dreamydavid]

No! Never! I would never hate you!

...Why do you think that did you do something

👁️👁️

[dreamydavid]

I think I'm getting fat

My pants kinda just ripped when I tried putting them on and now I can't go outside today :<

[dreamydavid]

Sometimes I just wonder if I'm good enough for Bodhi

They're strong

Muscular

Beautiful

And I'm fat

Pathetic

And wimpy

:[

[sunrise-bird]

Imtrappedundermyboyigdirfendsfluffhelpicanbarelt aww anhrntnfnsns

[dreamydavid]

And this ladies and gentlemen and nonbinaries is what happens when you don't sleep

You get sat on by a tubby therapist

[dreamydavid]

I hate it when my hubby gets all angsty and tries to stay awake all night

It means I have to grab them and hold her down until they relent and go to bed