🐱30 Things you can do for your Human Kitten 🐱
1) Run your fingers through their hair
2) Pet her from the top of her head, down the spine then grab her ass (we like this. I promise you)
3) Present her with a collar that has bling on it, but only when she has been a good girl
4) Offer sushi when she is sad
5) Collect all the pillows in the house and put them in a sunbeam on the floor for her to lay in
6) a bowl of Swedish fish (or her favorite candy) makes less grumps catgirls
7) Angry kittens have one default "reset" button. Brush her hair. Just pin her down and get to it. Call her princess cause she likes to be reminded she's royalty
8) Whenever you pass by her, stop and pat her bum before moving on
9) Chocolate milk in her water bowl
10) Let her drink/eat out of pretty bowls
11) Massage often. Inside or outside (of the house/apartment silly. Not her body. Lol)
12) Get her big bows in her favorite color to wear on her tail
13) Attach bells on her collar
14) Don't play fetch. But DO fetch her
15) Take ordinary things and wrap them up in paper with a bow, cause kittens like to unwrap things
16) Bring home a giant box and fill it with pillows, stuffies, lights (Xmas ones) and leave her be in it. She will never forget how happy you made her
17) Back scratches always win
18) When you see her yawn, offer her your lap
19) Get a roll of yarn. Kittens love to play with yarn
20) A bowl of "kitten chow" (like human puppy chow but since we are kittens, I have named it Kitten chow)
21) Let her scratch and bite you (during sex) as it's her way of marking her territory
22) Give your kitten a blanket cave to nest in
24) Take her to a busy place, but with a comfy spot to sit in just so she can people watch
25) Rile her up and wrestle with her. Let her win sometimes.
26) let her scratch and bite (outside or sex) believe it or not, it's how she's showing you affection
28) Buy her kitten toys. Laser pointers. Tiny mice. Those balls with feathers on a stick toys.
29) Let her talk to you in kitten ways (like purring, mews, meows) if she chooses to. Not all kittens talk like that.
30) Cuddles!! Cuddles are mandatory!!
