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interviewer: so did u invite the boys

niall, externally: well i texted louis and he didn’t reply but i checked instagram and he was at a rave

niall, internally: which is fine i guess like he can have other friends i jst think it’s interesting that he didn’t text back like sure this steve guy might be cool but can be love and support louis like i can? he CAN;T

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You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.

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Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.

I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.

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WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER

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Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.

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One Facebook user found herself on the receiving end of an intense tongue-lashing when she took her “empathy” for the Black female struggle a bit too far. The unnamed user said she wishes she was born a Black woman, expressing envy for the immeasurable strength African-American women are known to possess.

The enraged user went on to explain that the impact of white supremacy is a constant strain not only for Black Americans, but Black people all over the world. She noted that the Black female strength that the woman was so envious of is a direct result of the long-endured pain and suffering caused by white Western culture and global white supremacy.

“You don’t want this strength because you’re too much of a coward to endure and survive what it takes to develop it,” the user wrote. “You don’t want to bleed and fight and cry and die for this strength … be tortured physically and psychologically for centuries until we see ourselves as less than you.”

“We don’t have time to listen to your white a– problems over our gotdamn oppression,” the user wrote. “You couldn’t handle this f–cking curse, this strength. And you don’t deserve the f–cking gifts either.”

Was this clapback warranted? Unquestionably and without a doubt.

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