That Blog With The Things On It

22. Australian. Epic car dancer and adventure enthusiast Snapchat: lasqueisha

[sunshineandpoladrops]

Guys this is our mayor at the unveiling of this lane name, oh my god

[derofeba]

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

[exceptionals]

*makes my kids go on tumblr mobile to teach them patience*

[katygreyeyes]

[dorge-love]

@sunshineandpoladrops you are my person.. nothing else can describe it.. you and I are soul mates and I could not imagine my life without you.. I love you more than anything.. 💜💜💜💜

[sunshineandpoladrops]

@dorge-love I love you so much xx you are my human too, you are the only person who can always make me smile no matter what, I'm so lucky to have you in my life ❤❤❤😘

[thexfiles]

me as hell

[meladoodle]

lmao all these stupid animals hunting for food when mcdonalds has a dollar menu

[callmechich]

Can’t breathe, somebody help

[meladoodle]

hey dude, you okay?

[jaipaul]

seriously melanie call an ambulance

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[glumshoe]

my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

[glumshoe]

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

[glumshoe]

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

[glumshoe]

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

[glumshoe]

this is what he wore to a family outing downtown

[glumshoe]

He showed up to our Christmas Eve dinner wearing a dress shirt, fancy slacks, and flip flops. All he ate was a bowl of smoked oysters.

[stupidlifehacks]

Life Hack #3

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.

[unretrieved]

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

[omg-images]

I think he does it just to spread the fear.

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

[kreuzader]

i was watching a video on how to run project m in dolphin and I

[blueraspberries]

[thejediavengeroftheinternet]

*when you’re a rebel with the Death Star plans and you hear a lightsaber ignite behind you*

[huzursuzhayaller]

[rickz0r]

Fix’d

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[jovan]

legendary