Sanders Sides Trash

Hall they/them this is my sideblog for Sanders sides because I post about them too much

[sunshineandspecs]

crash

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

The new fic reminded me of this gem i wrote a while back, and I don’t think i ever sent it to you!

LAOFT Tattoo Parlor AU

In which Roman opens a tattoo parlor for two good reasons, and one really dumb one. 

also, this is like my first ever fic in this format so feedback is appreciated (That includes constructive criticism)

and its not proofread we die like men

• So one day The Boys are just talking and Roman mentions that his failed attempt at piercing his ears

• To which Virgil goes “Greta tried to do that to me, but it failed even more spectacularly.”  

• “Wait how do you even pierce fae ears? Doesn’t the needle, y’know, burn?” 

• “Copper?” 

• “Oh yeah I didn’t even consider that.” 

• “Well it’s not like we could have it done regardless,” Logan points out, “We aren’t going to find a shop with tools made of pure copper.”

• “Well how do you know that, though? Have you even looked?” Patton asks

• “Yes.” 

• “Oh. Wait, why?”

• “I was just looking to see if it was possible to get a tattoo.”

• And then they ask Logan what tattoo he would even get and he says that he didn’t really know, but it definitely would be some sort of flower. He also points out that it doesn’t matter anyway, since it would be impossible. 

• But once again, Logan underestimated just how big of a simp Roman Gage is. 

• So Roman has been thinking about what kind of job he would want. He’s certain a desk job would kill him. He really would like a job that lets him move around all day and put his artistic skills to work, y’know?

• It wasn’t until this conversation that he realized it. 

• “I think I wanna become a tattoo artist!” He announces.

• “Oh, and would this have anything to do with our conversation the other day?” Logan asks.

• “No- I mean yes- or, uh, kind of? I was thinking about what kind of job I would want, and then after the conversation it just sort of… hit me.” Roman said, entirely too fast, pacing as he spoke. 

• “I did some research, and its going to take a few years, but you don’t need a degree or anything and I think it would be really cool and stuff so yeah,” He stopped turning to his husbands, who all had looks of amusement on their faces, “whatcha think?”

• After getting various affirmation from his husbands, he was determined. 

• Blah blah blah Roman does all the things to become a tattoo artist blah blah three years of internship blah blah blah

• And now the fun part.

• Roman opens his own shop! It’s always right next to Logan’s flower shop and Patton’s Bakery. 

• Which leads us to the really dumb reason Roman opened this tattoo parlor. 

group chat: Mistakes Have Been Made

Bitchcraft: Isn’t it funny how me and Logan did the whole “Flower shop/tattoo parlor thing but backwards. 

Several people are typing…

Kaiseroll: Holy shit- 

illsleepwhenimdead: Oh my God. I hate that you’re right. 

ImCorbieUnfortunetly: thats so cursed oml

Kleinespinne: Did y’all do that on purpose

Bitchcraft: no comment

Bug: Oh that’s definitely a yes. 

Berry: is it really surprising though? It wouldn’t be the first time we filled out a fanfiction trope almost perfectly. 

Goldilocks: no. comment. 

spinnenprinz: wait what i’m so confused what’s going on

Bug: Oh.

Bug: Oh no.

Goldilocks: I- I genuinely don’t know where we go from here, folks. 

Kaiseroll: It was only a matter of time before he found out. 

spinnenprinz: found out about what?

several people are typing… 

spinnenprinz: found out about what??????

Bitchcraft: y’all can chill I just explained it to him

illsleepwhenimdead: *hunger games whistle*

Bitchcraft: Literally shut up Adams it wasn’t that bad y’all are just dramatic assholes 

illsleepwhenimdead: Oh we’re the dramatic assholes?

bitchcraft is typing…

Bitchcraft: yes

illsleepwhenimdead: That was a long ass pause for just a “yes”

Bitchcraft: it was for effect

illsleepwhenimdead: so thanks for proving my point then.

Kaiseroll: Will the dumbasses on aisle 5 please stfu?

Goldilocks: Hey, that’s not nice

CrystalGemile: Don’t be mean!

Goldilocks: 💖💖

CrystalGemile: !!!!

spinnenprinz: ok but seriously what’s so funny about the tattoo parlor/flower shop thing

bitchcraft is typing..

illsleepwhenimdead: this better not be just one word again

Bitchcraft: ok so basically its a trope in fanfiction where one character owns a flower shop and the other charter owns a tattoo parlor right next to it and that’s how they meet and it’s like love at first sight or whatever and the joke is that since tattoo parlors and flower shops are concepts that clash so hard, the people who own them should also be incompatible but they actually fit perfectly 

Bitchcraft: (also screw you)

spinnenprinz: oh

spinnenprinz: but wait what about the other tropes that we “fill out perfectly”

Goldilocks: Childhood best friends 

Bug: Painful to read slowburn

Berry: Urban fantasy!

Bitchcraft: I think Logan and Virgil did a super speedrun enemies to lovers for about 3 seconds.

Goldilocks: We got some major hurt/comfort

Bitchcraft: oh definitely

Goldilocks: (Don’t forget soulmates 💖)

Bitchcraft: also the fact that we got a daughter in a way that should technically be impossible but God does what she wants in the name of fluffy domestic schmoop.

illsleepwhenimdead sent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr78cb1vHJ0

Bitchcraft: How long have you been waiting to use that one?

illsleepwhenimdead: No! Comment!

V: ALKJSDFJHG OH MY GOSH!!!!! I live this so much!!!! Its funny and witty and cute and i love the format what a take omg

[izzyfandoms]

List of Sanders Sides Ships

This is a reference list of all Sanders Sides ships, including polyamorous ships, excluding all ships that would contain r*mr*m, and alphabetised by character. Some ships have more than one name, and let me know if I have missed anything.

TWO 

Janus x Logan – Loceit

Janus x Patton – Moceit

Janus x Remus – Dukeceit/ Demus

Janus x Roman – Roceit/ Princeit

Janus x Virgil – Anxceit 

Logan x Patton – Logicality  

Logan x Remus – Intrulogical  

Logan x Roman – Logince  

Logan x Virgil – Analogical  

Patton x Remus – Moduke/ Intruality   

Patton x Roman – Royality  

Patton x Virgil – Moxiety  

Remus x Virgil – Dukexiety  

Roman x Virgil – Prinxiety  

***

THREE 

Janus x Logan x Patton – Loceitality/ Logicaliceit/ Lomoceit/ Moloceit 

Janus x Logan x Remus – Intruloceit 

Janus x Logan x Roman – Roloceit/ Loroceit/ Loginceit 

Janus x Logan x Virgil – Analoceit  

Janus x Patton x Remus – Deintruality/ Intrumoceit/ Modukeceit/ Moceitmus

Janus x Patton x Roman – Romoceit/ Royaliceit/ Moroceit

Janus x Patton x Virgil – Moxceit/ Anamoceit

Janus x Remus x Virgil – Anxceitmus  

Janus x Roman x Virgil – Prinxceit/ Prinxieceit/ Anaroceit

Logan x Patton x Remus – Intrulogicality  

Logan x Patton x Roman – Logincality/ Moralogince/ Royalogicality

Logan x Patton x Virgil – Analogicality  

Logan x Remus x Virgil – Analomus/ Intruanalogical

Logan x Roman x Virgil – Analogince  

Patton x Remus x Virgil – Intrumoxiety/ Modukexiety

Patton x Roman x Virgil – Anaroyality  

***

FOUR 

Janus x Logan x Patton x Remus – DLMR/ Intruloceitality/ Intrulogicaliceit/ Intrulomoceit

Janus x Logan x Patton x Roman – DLMP/ Royaliloceit/ Logincaliceit/ Moraloginceit

Janus x Logan x Patton x Virgil – DLAM/ Analogicaliceit/ Anloceitality

Janus x Logan x Remus x Virgil – DLAR/ Analoceitmus/ Analodemus

Janus x Logan x Roman x Virgil – DLAP/ Analoginceit

Janus x Patton x Remus x Virgil – DAMR/ Moxceitmus/ Intruanamoceit/ Intrumoxceit/ Anamoceitmus/ Modukexieceit

Janus x Patton x Roman x Virgil – DAMP/ Anaroyaliceit/ Anaromoceit/ Anamoroceit

Logan x Patton x Remus x Virgil – LAMR/ Intruanalogicality  

Logan x Patton x Roman x Virgil – LAMP/ CALM/ Analogincality

***

FIVE 

Janus x Logan x Patton x Remus x Virgil – DLAMR/ Deintruanalogicality/ Intruanalogicaliceit/ Intruanaloceitality

Janus x Logan x Patton x Roman x Virgil – DLAMP/ Analogincaliceit

***

BONUS (Platonic)

Remus & Roman - Creativitwins

Janus & Logan & Patton & Remus & Roman & Virgil - DLAMPR/ DR LAMP

[hteragram-x]

I think that we don’t use Roman’s romantic function nearly often enough. Of course he’s usually the one coming up with fancy confessions and giving people roses left and right in most stories, but it’s not exactly what I mean. (It’s also not about the Thomas’ love affecting Roman’s behaviour.)

I’m talking about the ability to sense love or even a simple crush, just like Janus with his lie-detecting abilities (which are at least partially canon).

…

Like… imagine that Logan sits at the table very nervous, staring at his lap and trying extra hard to come up with the right words to tell Roman he likes him, but he cannot phrase it in any satisfying way, because it never feels like “him”. So Roman, who knew about it for the last few weeks, but decided to give Logan some time, just pats him on the back and says: “Don’t worry. Me too”, leaving Logan equally confused and happy.

Or maybe Patton visits Roman’s room in the middle of the night suddenly stressed about his feelings. And Roman just opens the door half asleep and says: “Janus likes you too. It’s 4a.m., good night”. And closes the door without any other comment.

Virgil is stressed that Logan no longer feels the same? Roman stops in the middle of eating, looks at Logan, focused, and tells Virgil: “nah, he’s still head over heels for you” and Virgil’s like… “thanks? I didn’t ask???”

Or one day Janus says some weirdly cruel or disgusting jokes and proceeds to laugh about his own idea like a madman. Remus stares at him, blinking, slowly realizing something. And a second later Roman appears next to his brother with wide eyes summoned by the feelings. “What the hell, Remus! I thought you said you’re immune to THAT?!”

…

Idk… there’s a lot of potential here.

Maybe Roman is good with detecting other people’s feelings, but not his own? Maybe he plays a matchmaker (e.g. by accident). Maybe he sees the sides differently when they are in love (like glowing slightly).

It’s also quite funny, because if Roman would try to flirt with anyone it’s almost as if he could see the bars above their heads like in a game. A nice compliment to Janus’ outfit? +10 points. A hug with Patton that lasts a few seconds longer? +20 points for Royality. …etc.

[wonderlustbastard]

Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *dad friend* *the emo* *the smart kid who has to repress their feelings* *the kid who was raised off the queer coded characters in Disney films and dresses up as a prince which leads into them not them not being able to see life isn’t black and white* * the one who is the fanciest and most extra and has to save everyone asses when the dad friend turns into a giant frog* * remus*

[yourhappypappypatton]

..... yeah ❤️

[pattonwillliterallyfightyou]

a dangerous nerd oh me oh my 

[thatsthat24]

Omgggg this is the coolest thing??

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

...sides with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. (And maybe other illnesses if I decide to expand on it XD)

Janus is dealing with internalised ableism, and resents using a walking stick on bad days. But he's working on accepting his limits, and realising he may need to use a stick more often.

Patton has it quite severely, and is usually housebound, but on good days he gets outside using an electric wheelchair. Plus he does a lot of blogging, spoons allowing, which he enjoys!

Virgil for the most part manages his condition well, and works part time. He has funky purple crutches when needed!

Logan looks healthy, but frequently has moderate to severe brain fog, and as a result is unable to work.

Roman is a full time manual wheelchair user who is trying to finish his degree, but it's hard. Like Logan he has pretty bad brain fog.

Remus uses a walking stick when outside, but inside gets about quite well. He's a freelance artist which gives him good flexibility!

Remy is sensitive to light, hence the glasses. Like Roman, he's finishing his degree, but homework is tiring and he falls asleep doing it a lot.

Emile volunteers as a counsellor in a local place that's wheelchair accessible, allowing him to follow his dreams whilst taking his illness into account.

[xlehukax]

I've been trying to get my sister into Sanders Sides. This is what happened.

Me: Alright, who’s this? 

Sister: That’s daddy. 

Me: Patton? 

Sister: dAdDy

Me: wat

Sister: *offkey singing* tHrEe SmAlL dOgS

Me: And this guy? 

Sister: Boooring. 

Me: But he’s all smart and cool and shit

Sister: So? 

Me: Anything else? 

Sister: Well, his tie is cool. So was his Christmas sweater. 

Me: Look who it is!!

Sister: It’s my favorite because he’s a PrInCe. He probably has a UnIcOrN and he SiNgS

Me: … They all sing. 

Sister: He’s also funny and acts like he’s rich. 

Me: Alright, now this guy.

Sister: …

Me: Oh no. 

Sister: I like how he wears purple. 

Me: Anything else to say? 

Sister: Why’s he so sad all the time? Can Roman make him HaPpY? Because he’s a PrInCe? 

Me: Well, the Prinxiety shippers say yes. 

Me: Okay-

Sister: DECEIT DECEIT 

Me: Actually his name is Janus now. 

Sister: No it’s DeCeIt and he washes dIsHeS and he wears a fun HaT and he makes me LaUgH 

Me: Well, I guess that’s good. 

Sister: At him. He makes me laugh at him. 

Me: … 

Me: Alright then. 

Me: Here we go…

Sister: MY OTHER FAVORITE

Me: wat

Sister: *more offkey singing* DEODORANT MAN DEODORANT MAN DEODORANT MAN 

Me: He has other qualities besides eating deodorant you know. 

Sister: NooOOOOooOo. His powers are dEoDoRaNt and jUiCy ButThOle

Me: Okay that’s enough for today. I’m going to take a nap. For the next thousand years. 

Keep reading

[halbarryislife]

Sanders Sides (w/ Remy & Picani) + Royal hierarchy! requested by anonymous

[beautiful-doom-deactivated20200]

Imagine:

The Sides attend Hogwarts and Remus is, surprisingly, put into Ravenclaw where he meets a student named Logan. Logan is your typical bookworm: completes his homework days before its due, studies for exams and tests every night, kind of a loner.

But then Logan meets Remus, and Logan can only wonder why Remus was sent to Ravenclaw. Remus is constantly experimenting with potions or spells, or he’ll give long lectures or commentaries about why historical figures were morons, or he’ll spout the most outlandish suggestions. He also gives the strangest answers to the riddles that are asked to gain entrance to the common room, but somehow… the door always lets him in.

Logan writes Remus off as a distraction, and perhaps the hat put him there because he would have been even worse in the other houses.

But as time goes on, Logan begins to see the merit in Remus’s actions, and he begins to notice Remus’s high marks. Remus is actually very intelligent, if in an eccentric way. And his experiments and thoughts and comments are simply the results of an active mind. Logan feels ashamed that he was so quick to write Remus off when Remus is actually a good embodiment of Ravenclaw’s creed.

He becomes friends with Remus, and the two are often seen debating over something or pouring over notes and crudely drawn diagrams as they set up another experiment.

[quinintheclouds]

YES I LOVE THIS!!! And YES Remus is a Ravenclaw! I’ll fight that person who said “he’s a Hufflepuff bc he eats deodorant and that’s silly” or the one who said “he wears green and is scary so he’s a Slytherin.” Tenets of Ravenclaw include: Creativity, Imagination, Curiosity, Wisdom, Wit, Individuality/Uniqueness, Acceptance, Love of Learning, and Eccentricity. Now, I dunno about “wise,” but if we put Logan in Ravenclaw even though he may not fit all the categories, Remus goes there, too. If you’re not convinced:

Remus spouted gross “fun facts” throughout DWIT (”Did you know dork means whale penis?”), he’s clearly creative and imaginative, thinks on his feet, thinks outside the box, and was able to see right through Thomas’ defenses to the root of the problem with his discomfort. He and Logan figured it out together. He certainly showed more acceptance than Patton that episode (Side note: Hufflepuff is generally the most tolerant house; Ravenclaw is the most accepting). And goodness knows he’s eccentric and individualistic!

Now to add to your actual post (sorry for temporarily going on a tangent lol):

Remus stays up inventing spells and potions that often go horribly wrong, waking up Logan.

Logan’s at first annoyed by the noise and mess, but it doesn’t take long before he starts joining in. 

Logan is the teacher’s pet; Remus is the class clown. No one would expect them to get along, but they soon become close friends

They grow so close, in fact, that people start referring to them as Q&A, since Remus is constantly asking absurd questions, and Logan is always seeking to answer them.

Canonically speaking, one year Ravenclaw House had negative House Points because they broke into the Astronomy Tower in the middle of the night to watch a meteor shower. I’ve decided Logan and Remus were the instigators of that event. (Logan was sad he was gonna miss it, so Remus smiled and said “who says we have to?” and Logan’s eyes lit up)

In fact, their shenanigans often lose them House Points. But Ravenclaw is notorious for not caring about that so much, and loses the cup more than any other House anyway

Remus and Peeves get along very well (Logan not so much)

If it weren’t for Logan, Remus would miss a lot of classes because he’s engrossed in some new non-school-related project

Since they have different strengths, they tutor one another

Sometimes Logan struggles to answer the door’s riddles, so Remus helps. They make a game out of it. Remus is winning.

Remus steals potions and herbs and such from teachers all the time for his inventions/experiments, and though Logan used to have to fight the urge to turn him in, his curiosity won out and Remus convinced him that the point of school is to learn, and what teacher would want to keep them from learning? It’s a flimsy excuse, but Logan goes with it.

Remus wears the Ravenclaw tie around his head, and when a teacher calls him out for it, Logan pulls out a book and shows that it’s not technically against the rules. 

They realize they can have a lot of fun by “technically” not breaking the rules. Logan’s learned to keep the rulebook on him at all times.

Logan often has to take Remus to the hospital wing because he won’t stop drinking the potions they make in class.

Early on, Logan takes notes on the effects of every ridiculous thing Remus does, kinda like he’s a test subject. Then they become friends, and one day Remus finds the notebook. Logan is ashamed and worried he hurt his new friend. “I- I can explain…” But Remus is absolutely DELIGHTED and asks him to keep going. Logan lights up. “Really?” So they continue to chronicle their stories. It becomes something of a book full of their adventures and budding friendship, like a scientific scrapbook of memories.

[logically-asexual]

logan is not mad, he’s just annoyed that they’re going to be late again. but at least remus didn’t poison himself too dangerously this time.

[quinintheclouds]

HEY LUNA I LOVE THIS; YOU’RE A GEM!!!

I love the swirlies from the potions!!

PS: bless you for sending me this post in the first place so I could ramble on and on like that – you know me well

[khadij-al-kubra]

This is SUCH a fun idea!!!

[beautiful-doom-deactivated20200]

Imagine:

The Sides attend Hogwarts and Remus is, surprisingly, put into Ravenclaw where he meets a student named Logan. Logan is your typical bookworm: completes his homework days before its due, studies for exams and tests every night, kind of a loner.

But then Logan meets Remus, and Logan can only wonder why Remus was sent to Ravenclaw. Remus is constantly experimenting with potions or spells, or he’ll give long lectures or commentaries about why historical figures were morons, or he’ll spout the most outlandish suggestions. He also gives the strangest answers to the riddles that are asked to gain entrance to the common room, but somehow… the door always lets him in.

Logan writes Remus off as a distraction, and perhaps the hat put him there because he would have been even worse in the other houses.

But as time goes on, Logan begins to see the merit in Remus’s actions, and he begins to notice Remus’s high marks. Remus is actually very intelligent, if in an eccentric way. And his experiments and thoughts and comments are simply the results of an active mind. Logan feels ashamed that he was so quick to write Remus off when Remus is actually a good embodiment of Ravenclaw’s creed.

He becomes friends with Remus, and the two are often seen debating over something or pouring over notes and crudely drawn diagrams as they set up another experiment.

[quinintheclouds]

YES I LOVE THIS!!! And YES Remus is a Ravenclaw! I’ll fight that person who said “he’s a Hufflepuff bc he eats deodorant and that’s silly” or the one who said “he wears green and is scary so he’s a Slytherin.” Tenets of Ravenclaw include: Creativity, Imagination, Curiosity, Wisdom, Wit, Individuality/Uniqueness, Acceptance, Love of Learning, and Eccentricity. Now, I dunno about “wise,” but if we put Logan in Ravenclaw even though he may not fit all the categories, Remus goes there, too. If you’re not convinced:

Remus spouted gross “fun facts” throughout DWIT (”Did you know dork means whale penis?”), he’s clearly creative and imaginative, thinks on his feet, thinks outside the box, and was able to see right through Thomas’ defenses to the root of the problem with his discomfort. He and Logan figured it out together. He certainly showed more acceptance than Patton that episode (Side note: Hufflepuff is generally the most tolerant house; Ravenclaw is the most accepting). And goodness knows he’s eccentric and individualistic!

Now to add to your actual post (sorry for temporarily going on a tangent lol):

Remus stays up inventing spells and potions that often go horribly wrong, waking up Logan.

Logan’s at first annoyed by the noise and mess, but it doesn’t take long before he starts joining in. 

Logan is the teacher’s pet; Remus is the class clown. No one would expect them to get along, but they soon become close friends

They grow so close, in fact, that people start referring to them as Q&A, since Remus is constantly asking absurd questions, and Logan is always seeking to answer them.

Canonically speaking, one year Ravenclaw House had negative House Points because they broke into the Astronomy Tower in the middle of the night to watch a meteor shower. I’ve decided Logan and Remus were the instigators of that event. (Logan was sad he was gonna miss it, so Remus smiled and said “who says we have to?” and Logan’s eyes lit up)

In fact, their shenanigans often lose them House Points. But Ravenclaw is notorious for not caring about that so much, and loses the cup more than any other House anyway

Remus and Peeves get along very well (Logan not so much)

If it weren’t for Logan, Remus would miss a lot of classes because he’s engrossed in some new non-school-related project

Since they have different strengths, they tutor one another

Sometimes Logan struggles to answer the door’s riddles, so Remus helps. They make a game out of it. Remus is winning.

Remus steals potions and herbs and such from teachers all the time for his inventions/experiments, and though Logan used to have to fight the urge to turn him in, his curiosity won out and Remus convinced him that the point of school is to learn, and what teacher would want to keep them from learning? It’s a flimsy excuse, but Logan goes with it.

Remus wears the Ravenclaw tie around his head, and when a teacher calls him out for it, Logan pulls out a book and shows that it’s not technically against the rules. 

They realize they can have a lot of fun by “technically” not breaking the rules. Logan’s learned to keep the rulebook on him at all times.

Logan often has to take Remus to the hospital wing because he won’t stop drinking the potions they make in class.

Early on, Logan takes notes on the effects of every ridiculous thing Remus does, kinda like he’s a test subject. Then they become friends, and one day Remus finds the notebook. Logan is ashamed and worried he hurt his new friend. “I- I can explain…” But Remus is absolutely DELIGHTED and asks him to keep going. Logan lights up. “Really?” So they continue to chronicle their stories. It becomes something of a book full of their adventures and budding friendship, like a scientific scrapbook of memories.

[hogwartssanders]

Is it alright with you guys if I use this idea? I’ll give credit, of course, but I need to ensure it’s okay with you guys if I do this-

[quinintheclouds]

Since you asked us both, and OP already said yes, idk if it matters but I’m also ok with it! I’d love to be tagged cause I’d be excited to see what you make of it :D

[devie-draws]

Roman took his sweet time chopping that carrot cus as soon as he saw Remus he knew he was going to ask if he could help. The food was good by the end of it but Remus attempted to poison it atleast twice

Just a quick creativitwins comic bcus ive been inactive a bit. I also saw some hcs about Roman being the one who cooks for the sides so i wanted to make a quick thing for it. 

( please please please dont tag as ship :((( )

[halbarryislife]

Sanders Sides + Planet Symbolism

[rose-coloured-prince]

You guys know any qp ship oneshots??

[sign-from-god-complex]

@notveryglittery speaks the truth! this is entirely up my alley.

my qpr fics:

“Is there a special reason as to why you’re wearing my shirt?” - logicality

“If you don’t hug me right now, I think I might fall apart” - logicality

“Don’t be silly, I want to stay up with you.”  - logicality

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words” - analogical

Understanding Pride - analogical

Love You - logince

every way that matters - moxiety

rainy weekend day - lamp - (not quite a fic)

aro remy - remile - (not quite a fic)

ace remy - loremileceit - (not quite a fic)

other people’s:

my prince - logince - @sleepless-in-starbucks 

You Keep Saying You’re Broken (I’m Telling You We’re Beautiful) - losleep - also @sleepless-in-starbucks 

another losleep fic - once again courtesy of @sleepless-in-starbucks 

Perfect - losleep - this time courtesy of @emo-disaster 

towers and princes - logince - @the-small-one-to-rule-them-all 

so help me I’m not moving from this spot - lamp - @lefaystrent

Priorities - lamp - SDBookFan on AO3

[feeshies]

Things about journalism that tumblr never seems to grasp

Headlines have to be as streamline as possible. Aka, they can’t include names unless the article is about a well-known public figure.

Those “water is wet” articles do more then explain what you already know, they’re providing evidence and sources that support/explain what you already know.

Oh my god, there’s information after the headline.

[strands-of-starsilk]

journalists are required to use the word “alleged” or “allegedly” until the person they’re talking about has been found guilty in a court of law

[loveistrueblue]

Analogince!AU where Virgil sees Roman at a bar and goes up to him and just has this moment of Gay Panic and he's like, "Wow, you're really hot," and then Logan comes over and sets a menu in front of Roman and puts his arm around him and Logan is like, "Yes he is."

And Virgil starts freaking out because he did not mean to hit on this dude right in front of his apparant boyfriend who looks like he could soundly beat Virgil's ass and Virgil is panicking and apologizing and Logan is just completely confused, saying, "I was... agreeing with you??? Why are you sorry???"

And anyway that's just a little thing I had in my head.

[poisonedapples]

Oh my God Marin I love it and need it now

[loveistrueblue]

When I get my laptop back from being fixed, I plan to write a full fic abt it bc I'm such a sucker for these three hopeless gays.

[poisonedapples]

If you do write it then 👀👀👀 could you mayhaps tag me in the three hopeless gays? 👀👀👀

[loveistrueblue]

Absolutely, my friend. ^_^

[sunshineandspecs]

Could you also tag me?? This sounds great

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Experiment

Comment/Reblog with your answers to these questions:

Do you think Janus’s nod after Thomas said Roman was his hero was him saying “yes, Thomas is lying” or “yes, Thomas is telling the truth”

If you were to rate the sides from favorite to least favorite, would Roman or Janus be higher up on the scale?

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Truth

Roman higher than Janus

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Thomas telling the truth

They are pretty close but Janus is a step higher

[sunshineandspecs]

Tomathy is a truthy boi

And I don't want to pick favorites, but snek man is ahead by about half a hair