when i figure it out, you'll be the first one i'm calling

Call me Ozara | any/she | 19 | seals , leftism , rnb , multifandom , fashion , breadtube , gameshows | PFP and header by @/loish

[torkbf2]

i fuckin love doing these so what if the days of the week had ABBA songs

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mamma mia Monday

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take a chance on me Tuesday

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waterloo Wednesday

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thank you for the music Thursday

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fernando Friday

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S.O.S Saturday

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super trouper Sunday

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[unalivejournal]

Guys I know that you can sleep with a stuffed animal at any age that's kind of the whole point of this post. I used 22 as an example because I'm 22 it's not deeper than that. You don't have to keep justifying your age to me

[wonderlustbastard]

self soothing when u normally just repress the impulse is weird

[transmechanicus]

Hey i was a big fan of that “hand holding” we tried the other day, is it ok if I invade your body through every opening and slip myself between your every cell and tissue?

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[mandatalks]

It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.

[karimitic]

The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?

[holeodemony]

THAT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally me!!! Little girl!!! That was me!!! (I’m a guy now but that was me!!!)

Okay for context, long story short,

Our family is really weird. Really weird. We’re not aliens (at least not that I know of although it’d explain some things) and yet I was a weird kid. Normal autistim child. Mom says that I called everyone ‘humans’ which is really funny — shes always told me that humans are humans, and yet you dont have to be human to be a people (example: cats, bunnies, dogs, et cetera — not human, but still people). Aka mom never corrected me because i was right. Of course she also calls humans humans because we are. I still call people humans but yes. Back to story. Went off topic there.

A long while back, like maybe five years ago, I asked mom if I’m anywhere on the Internet, because given how weird our family is, that wouldn’t be surprising.

She replied that yes, she believes so, because she found a tumblr post that happened earlier that day mentioning an alien encounter in K mart. This exact post.

When she saw it, she was really confused, because wait. My child. With my husband (who transitioned a few years back so is now my other mom!!!). Earlier today. At K mart.

She checked with mom and yes, that interaction did happen, they laughed about it and went about their day. When she told me about this a few years back, she didn’t remember what store, only that it doesn’t exist.

Finally, it recently circulated in conversation again, and since mom remembered the name I have found the post!!!

TLDR; I’m the alien, and hi :) we’re doing fine

[shiftshapeing]

[8-8-8-16]

[scp-5385]

999 is cute and easy to draw hehe 🍬

[wonderlustbastard]

vent

occasionally i have fantasies about being used by someone by own age. taken advantage of for my body , my money , my mind , fucking anything , if it only meant that i would become someone's favourite person.

i just want to be someone's favourite person.

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[wonderlustbastard]

mu :)

im free from stats , never utter its name again

[entei]

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

[ampt0n]

[strawberry-crocodile]

hold my hand. sometimes someone who creates something you care about is going to do something terrible. it is okay to mourn your trust in them. it is okay to be upset to find that a youtuber you liked is racist, that a musician is transphobic. i won't tell you what to do next but your hurt is real.

[strawberry-crocodile]

i don't think its parasocial actually to think "man this thing that brought me joy is harmful, and i am going to miss it, and my memories of it will hurt now. this feels bad."

[jackalovski]

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

[queermasculine]

[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame

[1cyyminds]

[thedustyimagian]

tumblr bible fandom, i call upon you

[anniflamma]

I guess its time for me to work.

It's in the Book: A Queer Bible Podcast

This podcast is hosted by the scholars J. Sylvan and David Waters, who tell Bible stories to Sylvan’s wife, Sue. There are only two seasons, and they’ve only covered Genesis. This podcast is pretty much the reason I became so obsessed with the Bible and showed me a very different perspective on how to read it.

Sylvan is great at bringing up different Biblical scholarship and spiritual practices to examine the texts both critically and constructively. It’s not like other 'atheist Bible podcasts' where, frankly, most just mock the stories without delving deeper into their meaning. Nor is it a religious podcast that sugarcoats content to appear more wholesome or awkwardly skips difficult passages.

I genuinely think this podcast strikes the perfect balance, being respectful while asking challenging questions, and I think it brings so much joy too. Sue, who has no prior knowledge of Bible stories, gives a recap at the end of each episode, and they're freaking hilarious!