There is a flower still undiscovered. An animal that no one has seen. As more is explored outward it is important to remember to explore within. You are listening to The Static, 24 hour radio, so you may never be truly alone.
Welcome back listeners, thrilled for you to be here since the Black Jackets got back to us! Woo! They were able to share 2018’s census records with us for this special. There is clearly information omitted, but they allowed me to have everything that I would need for today’s special. Let’s get right into it:
As we touched upon in our first installment, generics are the main people here in the HMverse. Over half of the population is non-magical, however the exciting part is that only 58.9% of people residing in the USA in 2018 are generics. There are 41.1% people that are magical in some way. I am thrilled to see this number go up, since it is much more accurate. These percentages are determined by the Black Jacket standards; counting anyone who has magical properties to them. This is openly magical people, magical people who have a criminal record, anyone who has registered themselves as magical with the Black Jackets but not the government, and anyone who they have suspicion of being magical. They do request that after reading that statement I give the disclaimer that there is a 1.3% error margin on their numbers, accounting for people they have not identified yet, people who they have identified incorrectly as being magical, and for those who may become magical.
Although I had hoped for some more numbers about who makes up the magical community, the Black Jackets could not disclose this information to us. Which I understand, safety of the people comes first. I was able to pull together some more information for us and confirmed accuracy with the Black Jackets.
There are seven broad categories of magical people: generic, animalesque and aquatic, witch, fae, demons, undead, and other - listed in order of how commonly they appear in the USA and how many of them are residents. The exact order may change depending on specific locations, of course.
Generics are again the most common. We won’t be talking about them that much, because they are exactly what you think they are: humans, no more and no less.
Animalesque and Aquatic sound more like they are two different categories, but all of the specifications for these categories match. They are most memorable for their werewolves and mermaids. One part human and one part pick-an-animal. This, for many that fall into the category, includes several different states between animal and human. Usually two, but in the case of werewolves all three.
Witches are our next group, and although you wouldn’t necessarily expect it, there are two types of witches. I want to start by acknowledging that every witch practices their craft differently and they are defined by how they practice, but not for this. There are general witches and lineage witches, the difference being how they obtain magic. General witches are frequently generics who choose to study and practice witchcraft, largely using runes, sigils, circles, and other tools to be able to use the magic in the area and transform it. They are what most people think of when discussing witches. Lineage witches, also called line or family witches, get magic through their bloodline. They have a fae or demon relative and traces of their magic are still found throughout the family. They are generally stronger and affiliated with an element based on their family line. However, most of the population doesn’t know that there is a difference.
Fae are the fae. They are fairies, sprites, goblins, gnomes, trolls, elves, even some types of animals. There is a huge and broad variety of them, but a uniting factor is that they are all magical. Usually their magic is nature-based, but many have learned to do all kinds. It is a fact, though, that you never give them your full name. They can and may spirit you away depending on the one you are speaking with. Consider your courts carefully. Summer is unlikely, Winter is likely, and Spring and Autumn are a toss-up. So always remember, middle names are a secret.
Demons are exactly that. Like the fae, there are a few different kinds. Demons are generally identified by family: Vrata, Tor, Levica, Igeli, and Kannatin are the ones most seen, however there are many more families than that. Families usually have similar types of magical capabilities and generally specialize in a skill. Again, do not give them your full name; while they are statistically less likely to do anything, they are just as dangerous as the fae. Really depends on what context you meet them in, but not a chance you need to take.
The undead are really a small group, but they usually “live” the longest because they are already dead, thus appearing on our census for many, many years. This includes vampires and ghosts as the most common, but zombies and more still exist. Vampires have actually started evolving into two separate types, daywalkers and nightwalkers. This is a much more recent turn of events; the first reported daywalker didn’t appear until 1982, and there is record of nightwalkers going back much, much further. Both are still vampires, but they have started adapting to becoming something else, which is thrilling.
Other is the catch-all. Anything that doesn’t fit into the previous categories goes here. Enchanted and cursed people, dark parts, mind readers, mixed species, and corruptions. There is so much more that can fit in here as well. There are technically more people that fit into this category than into the undead. I myself am a member of this category.
Before we conclude for today there is a quick PSA. Summoning demons seems to be really cool and hip right now. Some of our demon listeners want all of you to know that they do not want to be summoned and request that you please stop trying. They do not want to grant you immortality, enhance your non existent powers, nor fix your bad hair day. The Demonic Court thanks you in advance.
Just know that you are not one of a kind and that there are more people like you. The magical community is as big and vast as the night sky. Take comfort in this my dear listeners. If you are ever feeling alone turn on the radio and we will be with you. This has been The Static, 24 hour radio, so you may never be truly alone.