Knock knock, who's there? AUTISM

Hello it's me, the resident Mythic Bitch and I'm here to Ruin Your Day. Call me Mel. Current hyperfixation: Twisted Wonderland. Links on browser. If you have pet snakes, tell them we love them, She/her, 28 (technically) Autistic OSDD-1b system. @ us in shit about plague doctors!!

[s-t-y-x]

About

Hello it's me, the resident Mythic Bitch and I'm here to Ruin Your Day. Call me Mel. I’m one of 10+ alters in an OSDD-1b system, but I’m the most active one online. Autistic as fuck, queer as fuck, disabled as fuck, and also broke as fuck so unfortunately we can’t donate to anything.

Body is 28. Minors can follow but please respect boundaries and don’t interact with any mature content (what little we even post, anyways). All NSFW content is tagged #osha violation if you wanna blacklist it.

Likes: Memes, snakes, cats, plague doctors, video games, robot-with-feelings trope

Major/most recent fandoms: DC comics, Twisted Wonderland, Baldur’s Gate III, Hogwarts Legacy, Wizard101/Pirate101, general horror media

You’ll probably be blocked if:

You are a NSFW/kink blog (having some NSFW on your blog is okay, as long as you aren’t specifically a porn blog) You are queerphobic (exclusionist, ‘q-slur’, transandrophobia deniers, and love-the-sinner types are not exempt), racist, sexist or the like You are ableist, including against neurodevelopmental conditions and mental illnesses (YES this includes psychotic disorders YES this includes personality disorders YES even those ‘‘‘‘‘‘‘toxic’’’’’’’ Cluster Bs) You think paedophilia is a kink or sexual orientation You’re way too comfortable telling people to kill themselves (yes anyone at all. yes under any circumstances. yes even ‘ironically’ or ‘jokingly’ or ‘if it’s funny’) You're a true crime simp (listening to podcasts or watching ID or whatever but being normal about it doesn’t count) You use or support generative AI (ChatGPT, MidJourney, DreamUp, etc.) (NO CAVEATS. 'Oh but this one is—' 'I only use it for—' 'But what if—' NO.) You believe fictional taste determines moral fibre (i.e. you think that people are automatically bad if they enjoy ‘problematic’ media such as Harry Potter, Hazbin Hotel, Attack On Titan, etc. and don’t believe they’re capable of enjoying anything critically, or if they consume/write ‘problematic’ ships or tropes or whatever that it’s automatically some kind of endorsement) You are/support non-traumagenic ‘systems’ (endogenics/tulpas/etc.), or conflate systems and kinning You can’t be normal about/to celebrities (RPF, shipping, kinning, roleplaying as them, etc.)

Other social media:

Our OC/art blog that we’re fighting for our life to get back into the habit of posting on Our deviantART where we post pure fandom trash Our AO3 where we scrounge for more exposure for our writing Our FFN that we still post on purely out of principle Our Ko-Fi if you feel like being very very nice Mutuals can DM us for our Discord TWST player ID (EN): y8WT7d98 (username is Si1ver, favourite card is Masquerade Idia, support card is a fully maxed Masquerade Malleus) TWST player ID (JP): 1pfpAHm3 (username is Si1ver, favourite card is Masquerade Idia, support card is a fully maxed Masquerade Malleus)

[mylordshesacactus]

I read etiquette and homemaking guides from the 1800s mostly because they're a FASCINATING insight into cultural norms that we often don't think about. I honestly really recommend people crack one of these open at least once--it goes way beyond, like, "what to wear to a ball!!!"

The best ones have advice on decor, how to select high-quality furniture, childrearing, fashion, etc--from a contemporary perspective, and the things the authors feel the need to clarify vs the wild shit that will just casually mention like it's something everyone knows and agrees on is REALLY revealing of the culture and how it's shifted.

And while a lot of the advice is WILDLY bigoted or just outright funny, you'd be surprised how much of it is...just genuinely timeless, and shockingly compassionate.

They ALSO, as a writer, have INVALUABLE resources--because, again, they're talking about things that are so MUNDANE that a lot of the time nobody really sat down to formally document what normal, everyday people thought or cared about--because that's boring! But a book written to provide advice and information to, say, a young woman who's never run her own home before? You can fully expect an entire chapter dedicated to The Types Of Oven, and which features are useful and worth spending money on, and which features are a huge hassle to clean and a waste of space, and what to spend that money on instead.

And like. As a writer who frequently works in the 1800s? Fuck inflation calculators, this is the kind of thing I need. This is absolutely priceless.

Now that being said.

My current favorite 'etiquette guide' in the world is actually like....70% purely practical advice, written by a gentleman the groupchat has affectionately dubbed History's Most Autistic Man In The World, and thank god they didn't have Aderall back then

Because the AuDHD is strong in this one and as a result, in addition to the deeply practical and useful everyday reference points, we also have:

[mylordshesacactus]

[mylordshesacactus]

[rob-pattinson]

FRANÇOIS ARNAUD François Arnaud x Under Armour Teaser

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[klapollo]

Iceberg lettuce sold at Taco Bell linked to cyclospora outbreak | CNN

Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosp

Non-paywalled article now on CNN.

[nimashkawizii]

Hey Canadian pals, this company does have produce sold in Canada, notably ready-to-eat salads at Sobey (safeway, thrifty foods, IGA, etc.) and Loblaw (superstore, shoppers, etc.) stores. So while no outbreaks here have been linked to the massive issue in the US (yet), it might be a good time for a bit of caution.

[kallistoi]

[image description: a headline that reads, "lettuce supplier identified as potential source of cyclospora outbreak. the cdc has linked the taylor farms produce supplied to taco bell to the outbreak of the parasitic illness, according to two persons familiar with the investigation." the article was published on july 16, 2026. end description.]

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[magnusedom]

François Arnaud as Scott Hunter HEATED RIVALRY | HUNTER (1.03)

[verushkak70]

I’m honestly not sure whether gif #4 or gif #5 above pierces my heart more

I mean, they all do - this is a fantastic collection of angsty Scott Hunter gifs, thank you so much, OP! - but those two especially

Shelter dog about to ask “can I/you stay? like, forever?” vs. the combination of show-off and bashful little boy “full tour, or…?” - they both kill me in the best way

[s-t-y-x]

I don't suppose any of our moots are in a place to let some fucking rando with zero income that they met online move in with them?

[sebek-zigbolt]

tinkerbek

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Vanilla Bean Layer Cake with Balsamic Buttercream

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[fluffygif]

My favorite 21st century composer

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

reblog this for good luck

[jellybeanzrock]

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

[s-t-y-x]

@thedragonchilde

[emziess]

François Arnaud as Scott Hunter Heated Rivalry, S01E03

[s-t-y-x]

POLARIS???????

[mothmanowesmemoney]

I love the way Cedric walks around in this scene. Like aw he’s so excited about his evil plans 🩷

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[3pigeonsinatrenchcoat]

When I was a kid I mixed every liquid I could find in the kitchen into a potion. Also more or less accidentally exed an entire cup of straight up vodka that one time

[the-dwarven-viking]

Pure citric acid. A whole fucking cup of it. Had to drink it for a medical test, and I almost projectile vomited on the poor nurse. My teeth felt awful for several days following.