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the album has potentially been on shelves for days and nobody’s leaked it??? the 2013 fandom would never let me down like this

wdbhgooo

the album has potentially been on shelves for days and nobody’s leaked it??? the 2013 fandom would never let me down like this

bad1dimagines

what was even happening in 2012

clancysletter

Harry vs. cod sperm

disnchantedmp3

all the solo harries on twitter going “y’all better not leak fine line!!!!” would not have survived the lawlessness of one direction

harrys-thick-thighs

i didnt know i needed to hear harry putting on a fake swedish accent talking about juicy butts until i heard it

ticklefighthockey

A “TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS” OUTRO WHILE WEARING A SHIRT THAT JUST SAYS “SEX” ON IT COULD ANYTHING BE MORE HARRY STYLES

memeufacturing-deactivated20161

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

elodieunderglass

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

chatdomestique

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva

doritosandavocados

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

whitmanic

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

whitmanic

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

bigasspants

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

pottamux

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

chambylin

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

pottamux

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

whitmanic

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

shadovvlurking

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

whitmanic

Excuse me?

kallypsowrites

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

toastbutteregg

im at work and im holding back my tears from laughing

weloveshortvideos

snailandwellmet

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

daftqunk

seth everman going WILD in the background

giggle

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

usaproblems

USA Problem #194

McDonalds Szechuan Sauce was discontinued nearly twenty years ago

poromo

ruinedchildhood

when my mom comes home with the groceries

immortalloverodd

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

theapatheticstag

I just had a fucking stroke

lenaoxton

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

tlematimun

we really are living in the darkest timeline

salty-red-mage

parksandrex

Me: *reblogs a post*

Porn Bots:

arbisol-deactivated20200930

ON EVERYTHING TOO

parksandrex

Post: “My grandma just died”

Bots:

antifamutant

Did anyone notice that the bots actually like… Changed. They now know the site is gay, not hetero at all and hetero nsfw bots are… Dying out completely.