You Just Lost The Game

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[weaver-z]

Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[imthegirlwhowaited]

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

[kraznyoktyabr]

That is a Steller’s sea lion. Adult males can get up to 2500 pounds. Big suckers. Only things larger in the pinniped family are walruses and elephant seals.

They can also hold their breath for 20 minutes so he probably wasn’t too stressed from being caught in the net.

They tend to follow fishing boats and steal fish from the nets, as well as eat the bycatch that’s thrown overboard, because it’s less effort. This guy probably was trying to steal fish just at exactly the wrong time.

[swan2swan]

Men: *spraying the hose*

HIM: 

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[charlesoberonn]

His name wasn't Wolfgang Amadeus. He was baptized in Greek as Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.

He later Germanized it to Wolfgang Gottlieb Mozart, with "Gottlieb" having the same meaning as "Theophilus" (lit. loved by God)

Whenever he wrote in Latin he would Latinize his name to Amadeus (same meaning)

[thegoldenfox64]

reminder that you can just name yourself Wolfgang Amadeus

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

another beautiful FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

yet again FLAT FUCK FRIDAY is upon us

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[msillzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[racist-sundown-site-deactivated]

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

[cawareyoudoin]

Aww, that’s so cute :)

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy

[reveriereversed]

Super useful tip for people with large heads too!! Thanks :D

[azriona]

I reblogged this last year with the note, and I’ll reblog again:

If you know how to sew or you know someone who can sew, PLEASE do a couple of quick stitches to hold down the flaps instead of using tape!!!! Tape will not hold all day long, and it may catch on your hair. All you need is a couple of quick stitches, they don’t have to be neat or small, and any color similar to the fabric will do the job!

[lexablackbird]

Garment tape works really well too! I use Fearless body & clothing tape, I’m sure there are other brands too. Double sided, and it can survive survive a wash or two (unnecessary for a mortarboard cap, but I use it on dresses to prevent boob-gap and it works wonders)!

[2nd-massachusetts]

*gently takes your face in my hands* hey. remember that fandom is for fun. if you're not having fun it is ok to step back. if you're intentionally making it unfun for others it is ok to step back. none of this is real. go sit in the sun and smell a flower. i love you.

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[insomniac-arrest]

man, it's so cool when female characters over-indulge and self-destruct and hurt themselves and others on purpose and have no way out but make it worse anyway and bite and scratch and betray everything they stand for nothing and have no one to blame but themselves.

[depsidase]

[vnapologeticapathy]

it sickens me that the are so many men that simply never engage with anything made by women and they don't question it and they aren't questioned about it. they don't listen to music by women or read books written by women or watch movies written and directed by women or stop to look at paintings by women at museums and they're just allowed to go thru life never considering women as artists with no challenge or criticism whatsoever. meanwhile as a woman it's impossible to escape the male artistic point of view

[vnapologeticapathy]

and when they do... WELL. something something gdt quoting lord byron instead of mary shelley at the end of frankenstein something something

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chinese wushu technique, shuang-jie-gun. (CR 楚儿霸王)

[my-blog-is-a-sideblog]

[teaboot]

I forgot I put Bruce under the sink

[teaboot]

Bruce update. Almost shit the bed today

[feyd-meowtha]

[evilwizard]

getting my little goblin minions to punch and stab me in the middle of the grocery store to try and whittle me down to half health so i can assume my final boss form and reach the top shelf

[evilwizard]

i don’t trust them with that power…

[prokopetz]

You let your minions stack on each other's shoulders to reach high shelves, the next thing you know they're solving complicated logic puzzles involving the coordinated use of their idiosyncratic personal weapons and learning important lessons about teamwork under pressure, and we all know where that ends.

[teaboot]

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

[teaboot]

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE