COLD SKIN

...warm heart. indie, currently iconless selective octoling oc from splatoon. written by xav. please read rules and about.

[sunshineocto]

spicy-beats‌:

“I SHOULD KNOW WHAT DISCRIMINATION IS; I INVENTED IT.”

“...good for you?” There really aren’t any words to describe their expression at the moment.

[sunshineocto]

spicy-beats‌:

“WASABI IS THE ONLY GOOD CONDIMENT! FIGHT ME!”

“THIS IS ANTI-ME DISCRIMINATION!”

“I don’t think you even know the meaning of discrimination, old man.”

[sunshineocto]

...Phi is holding a bottle of ketchup to their chest while crying, laughing and smiling all at once.

Don’t mind them. They missed Splatfests.

[splatoonus]

The Squid Research Lab has been informed that a bonus one-time Splatfest is on the way! This Splatfest will once again pit Mayonnaise against Ketchup, which was the theme of the first Splatoon 2 Splatfest. And before you mention the Cake vs. Ice Cream Splatfest, please remember that we’re the scientists here. It appears fans of the tomato-y condiment will have a chance to snatch the crown away from fans of the egg-y edible! This caper to crown the condiment king kicks off 5/22 at 3pm PT and ends 5/24 at 3pm PT.

[sunshineocto]

octo-agent‌:

“It is in the Valley. I’m…not sure if it is in Inkopolis yet or not.”

Aria, you should probably know when your own taxes are due…

There’s a long pause before Phi speaks again. “...we should look that up, shouldn’t we.”

[sunshineocto]

“It’s tax season already?”

[sunshineocto]

heya! I’m xav. please like or reblog this post if you’d like to interact with a selective, indie splatoon rp blog! I currently don’t have any icons, but they’ll be coming... eventually... and I’m still open for roleplay in the meantime.