🐇 ivan

any pronouns ,, im a bnnuy neow

[sunshiniing]

ohh you want to talk to me about legos so bad oooh look into my eyes

[theautisticjedi]

Why doesn't the bigger Michael not simply eat the littler Michael

[sunshiniing]

hi guys idk if the princh has a community on here but i Love the princh so here is the princh (posted on twt first ok? ok)

[the-muppet-joker]

it feels like my chest is caving in. I mcrying quietly next to my wife, fuck it hurts, it really hurts. I try so had to be a good father, a good husband, but I cant choke out ,the rea l me. Im Da Jokah Bay Bee

[the-muppet-joker]

Your wife has muppet trauma? Do you mind sharing, if it’s not too much to ask?

Her parents were both mupped to death in an alleyway, right in front of her. She was only 8 years old

[the-muppet-joker]

Does your shinigami like the yuri?

I don't have a shinigami, but I am haunted by visions of the Deceased Character of the Muppet Joker, and he tells me that when I die, I will not be able to go to heaven or hell as a divine punishment for creating him

[the-muppet-joker]

Writing in my death note with my purple glitter pen 💜 yayyy

[the-muppet-joker]

I really do love my wife, I do. She is beautiful and kind and has been so patient with me and my fucked up past. She took me when I was still feral, tenderly washed the Clown paint from my face and said, "You don't have to live like this anymore." And that was that. I put away my purple suit, and my green hair dye, and I was rehabilitated. Its hard to tame a Joker, but god damn it she's as stubborn as anything. Other Jokers out there, there is hope. There is love. There is forgiveness. I dont even think about Gothem anymore. I wake up in Ohio and smile

[ocho00o]

some avid doodles from like a month ago, featuring ren & joel ^^

[joel is there bc of this tweet lol]

[thecatholicseamstress17129]

Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

ok so turns out this already exists and it was written in the fifth century AD

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

they have their own weapons and everything

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[sunwillow28]

may I request some happy lovebitten (Owen and Louis) in which no one dies?

They’re happy forever and ever!!

What a random number guys

[bbnotumbl]

[rvllybllply2014]

Love this so much

[robinade]

the practical magic musical looks great

[sffan]

well this fucking bangs

[akcioma]

Fever dreams

Credits for initial idea go to @/loudn-mcyt

Text in text form:

imagine. you wake up in the trenches of ww1 Crimea. you don't know how you got there. you check your pockets. you have 5 patrons, 3 screws from machine gun, 2 pieces of bandage, and 4 identity tags from fallen soldiers that you were friends with. you go inside medical tent and go up to the medics and go hey. what can i get with these 5 patrons, 3 screws from machine gun, 2 pieces of bandage, and 4 identity tags from fallen soldiers that i were friends with. medics go, you're one of last people standing, that's just enough for a war meal. and they gives you a bottle of murky water, a bottle with leftover antiseptic concoction, one paracetamol pill, and a revolver. you drink the water. you eat the pill. you dip the revolver in the concoction and you eat the revolver. you go outside. there is finally a supplies train coming. they will take you back to the city, Doovid, you hear me? they will heal you over there, you will live, i promise you

[to-be-a-dreamer]

More on Vampires SMP duality but I can’t believe one character’s tragic backstory is that they went on a blind rampage and slaughtered an entire town after the people murdered the only person who ever accepted them and another character’s tragic backstory is that they wrote Twilight.

[shelbygraces]

that being said… don’t you just love women