‘Night in the Woods’ sentence starters
this is a list of some of my favorite quotes from the game Night in the Woods ! feel free to change any pronouns, etc & feel free to add more if you wish !
❛ come on, let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me. ❜
❛ everything sucks forever. ❜
❛ don’t panic, but we’re all gonna die soon. ❜
❛ …are you being sarcastic? ❜
❛ i wonder what kind of weird animals have babies in there? ❜
❛ caring doesn’t always seem to be voluntary. ❜
❛ become a fire ghost and yell at people. ❜
❛ hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❜
❛ because you’re my friend, you asshole! ❜
❛ i’m gonna sound so husky. ❜
❛ oh yeah like that doom shit, right? ❜
❛ no, i was just saying you look like crap because i love you. ❜
❛ you’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❜
❛ oh my god. that was dangerous! i could have died! that was amazing! ❜
❛ well, i guess i’m going to hike through the woods. through the woods is home, my bed, and my negligent parents. ❜
❛ i was so cute then. we were all so cute then. cuties, the lot of us. ❜
❛ i kinda coast through on general blaaaah right now. ❜
❛ eff college!! all those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❜
❛ i’m a total trash mammal! ❜
❛ i am the keymaster! i will unlock your ass! ❜
❛ but i get to hit things. ❜
❛ i’m upset that we thought the exact same words. ❜
❛ go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❜
❛ i’m bad at decisions that mean something. ❜
❛ get found dead, punks. ❜