Just Clowning Around (o:

HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI !!!!!!!!! WELCOME !!!!! HOW ARE YOU ???? NEVERMIND I DON'T CARE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he/she/it/joke (o: (Joker rp blog)

[clownprinceofballs]

(all ooc) hiii, here's a quick lil intro just to get it out of the way !

my main blog is @squishy-teeth, this is just an rp account for Joker since i think he's silly and think it would b fun to run an account like this (:

i'm a big fan of DC (mostly the comics but i do indulge in some movies, shows, and games as well), and Joker happens to be one of my favourite rogue characters !! in general i'm mostly interested in Batman's rogues, including but not limited to Scarecrow, Killer Croc, Man-Bat, King Shark, Joker, Scarface/Arnold, Professor Pyg, Harley Quinn, Two Face, Riddler, Penguin etc etc

here's some general info on the jester himself:

- very very good friends with Harley Quinn, not interested in dating her again but still close to her as a pal

- has a big fat crush on Batman, not at all secretive or subtle about it to the point where it's irritating (they r established as being in a sort of ??? relationship ??? it's messy, just as batjokes is in general)

- he's trans and uses he/she/it/joke pronouns !!!

- he's autistic and has a special interest in clowns + is hyperfixated on Batman, explosives, and bugs

- will flirt with just about anyone, mostly bc she thinks it's funny but also because she has the hots for like half of Batman's rogue gallery anyway

extra blog info:

- i'm not at all interested in interacting with any Jervis Tech rp accounts, i'll just block u if u try anyway so pls stay away <3

- also not into interacting with any accounts that ship Punchline/Joker or Harley/Joker

- pleaaaaase do not try to do Gotham-based rp with me, i don't rp as Jerome or Jeremiah and hate wayneleska

- once again, my main blog is @squishy-teeth !!!!

[clownprinceofballs]

Hello.

I am Painis Cupcake!

I will eat you.

:D

NOOOO DON'T EAT ME!! I'LL TASTE FUNNY!!!!!

[clownprinceofballs]

jorking (joker jerking) my peanits

[clownprinceofballs]

sorry for being so inactive, everybody !!!!!! Bats and i were busy screwing each other for an entire month straight with zero breaks because it was June !!! WE ARE GAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 call me back please dude

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

Getting beaten to a bloody pulp doesn’t count, masochist.

#Neither do your sick delusions or fantasies

[clownprinceofballs]

his fists aren't the only things that've touched me Mr. I Can't Tag Tumblr Posts Properly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Listen here, the swap from computer to mobile is jarring.

[clownprinceofballs]

almost as jarring as your casual use of the word coitus (and your complete ignorance on the topic of ant species) :oD

[thereaaalharleen]

Sorry, I wasn't gonna interrupt y'all's catfight, but what are you guys fighting about again?

[clownprinceofballs]

Ed is salty i know more about bugs than him and that Harv won't fuck him unless the coin lands on the right side

[315enygma311]

You know at least I didn’t lead a poor gal on and ruin her life simply because I was too afraid to come out of the closet.

[clownprinceofballs]

she's with Ivy now, and we're past that !!!! changing the topic like this is usually a sign you know you've lost the argument, Eddy !!!!!!!!!!!! shame on you 000o:

[315enygma311]

Not at all, it’s a sign that I have an arsenal of argumentative weaponry to use at my disposal. It’s still quite on topic—as it proves you’re not only an unreliable individual, but a liar, a cheater, and worst of all, single!

[clownprinceofballs]

this whole conversation is just a sign that you like to cherry pick other people's words to bend the argument in your favour by saying things that are entirely false !! i've confirmed i'm with Batman, what, a hundred times in the last month ???? for someone who's supposed to be super perceptive, you sure are TERRIBLE at listening

not to mention, all of the things you just said are on topic are still NOT at all relevant to the conversation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're just upset i still have Harley as a good friend of mine after everything while people only tolerate your presence for the sake of getting every interaction over with

how's that for a zinger, riddle boy ? HOOHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Riddle me this! If two hearts are joined as one, then why does one insist on keeping the other locked in Arkham?

[clownprinceofballs]

it's a game we play, obviously !!! haven’t you been paying attention ? with how much you like word play, you think you'd know a thing or two about having fun

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

Getting beaten to a bloody pulp doesn’t count, masochist.

#Neither do your sick delusions or fantasies

[clownprinceofballs]

his fists aren't the only things that've touched me Mr. I Can't Tag Tumblr Posts Properly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Listen here, the swap from computer to mobile is jarring.

[clownprinceofballs]

almost as jarring as your casual use of the word coitus (and your complete ignorance on the topic of ant species) :oD

[thereaaalharleen]

Sorry, I wasn't gonna interrupt y'all's catfight, but what are you guys fighting about again?

[clownprinceofballs]

Ed is salty i know more about bugs than him and that Harv won't fuck him unless the coin lands on the right side

[315enygma311]

You know at least I didn’t lead a poor gal on and ruin her life simply because I was too afraid to come out of the closet.

[clownprinceofballs]

she's with Ivy now, and we're past that !!!! changing the topic like this is usually a sign you know you've lost the argument, Eddy !!!!!!!!!!!! shame on you 000o:

[315enygma311]

Not at all, it’s a sign that I have an arsenal of argumentative weaponry to use at my disposal. It’s still quite on topic—as it proves you’re not only an unreliable individual, but a liar, a cheater, and worst of all, single!

[clownprinceofballs]

this whole conversation is just a sign that you like to cherry pick other people's words to bend the argument in your favour by saying things that are entirely false !! i've confirmed i'm with Batman, what, a hundred times in the last month ???? for someone who's supposed to be super perceptive, you sure are TERRIBLE at listening

not to mention, all of the things you just said are on topic are still NOT at all relevant to the conversation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're just upset i still have Harley as a good friend of mine after everything while people only tolerate your presence for the sake of getting every interaction over with

how's that for a zinger, riddle boy ? HOOHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

Getting beaten to a bloody pulp doesn’t count, masochist.

#Neither do your sick delusions or fantasies

[clownprinceofballs]

his fists aren't the only things that've touched me Mr. I Can't Tag Tumblr Posts Properly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Listen here, the swap from computer to mobile is jarring.

[clownprinceofballs]

almost as jarring as your casual use of the word coitus (and your complete ignorance on the topic of ant species) :oD

[thereaaalharleen]

Sorry, I wasn't gonna interrupt y'all's catfight, but what are you guys fighting about again?

[clownprinceofballs]

Ed is salty i know more about bugs than him and that Harv won't fuck him unless the coin lands on the right side

[315enygma311]

You know at least I didn’t lead a poor gal on and ruin her life simply because I was too afraid to come out of the closet.

[clownprinceofballs]

she's with Ivy now, and we're past that !!!! changing the topic like this is usually a sign you know you've lost the argument, Eddy !!!!!!!!!!!! shame on you 000o:

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

Getting beaten to a bloody pulp doesn’t count, masochist.

#Neither do your sick delusions or fantasies

[clownprinceofballs]

his fists aren't the only things that've touched me Mr. I Can't Tag Tumblr Posts Properly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Listen here, the swap from computer to mobile is jarring.

[clownprinceofballs]

almost as jarring as your casual use of the word coitus (and your complete ignorance on the topic of ant species) :oD

[thereaaalharleen]

Sorry, I wasn't gonna interrupt y'all's catfight, but what are you guys fighting about again?

[clownprinceofballs]

Ed is salty i know more about bugs than him and that Harv won't fuck him unless the coin lands on the right side

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

Getting beaten to a bloody pulp doesn’t count, masochist.

#Neither do your sick delusions or fantasies

[clownprinceofballs]

his fists aren't the only things that've touched me Mr. I Can't Tag Tumblr Posts Properly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Listen here, the swap from computer to mobile is jarring.

[clownprinceofballs]

almost as jarring as your casual use of the word coitus (and your complete ignorance on the topic of ant species) :oD

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

Getting beaten to a bloody pulp doesn’t count, masochist.

#Neither do your sick delusions or fantasies

[clownprinceofballs]

his fists aren't the only things that've touched me Mr. I Can't Tag Tumblr Posts Properly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

For your INFORMATION, he likes it when I offer him sensual coitus under the bright artificial stars of Gotham City.

[clownprinceofballs]

for YOUR information, i have had PLENTY of "coition" with the Bat !!!! you're just jealous Batman doesn't have to flip a coin to determine whether he should actually go through with it or not (o:

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I despise you.

[clownprinceofballs]

"connect lips" ????? is that how you flirt with Harv ?? do you tell him you want to "copulate" ???? i feel almost TWICE as bad for the guy now

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

Don't you sweetheart me, sweetheart!

[clownprinceofballs]

don't sweetheart me, babygirl !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

'That's because he's hot! Unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles, nerd!' Try a little bit of grammar on for size, won't you, darling?

[clownprinceofballs]

the capitalization and extra exclamation marks are for higher EMPHASIS, sweetheart (o;

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

Says the man who gets HANDLED by the Bat on every available opportunity!

[clownprinceofballs]

that's bc he's HOT !!!!!!!! unlike your takes when it comes to the validity of riddles !!!! NERD !!!!!!

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway

[315enygma311]

Oh please, Batman is just a tool! I'm using him to increase my popularity and follower base, and once I'm at the top? I'll dispose of him, and allow the world to see their true beckon of hope: the indestructible brainpower of the RIDDLER!

[clownprinceofballs]

the only tool i see is YOU !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[315enygma311]

I have entered the tumblr. No one is safe.

[clownprinceofballs]

hey green boy, i have a riddle for you !!!!!!

my name is delicious but i taste not like fruit, i can neutralize fire and be quite unpredictable on foot

what am i ?????

[315enygma311]

Is it going to be something ridiculous? Like the cannibalistic sour patch kids? Or the vaguely worded riddle that ended in spider bite? Or pray tell one of your other god awful gags?

[clownprinceofballs]

noooo no no no, i promise you it's a good and proper riddle for the good and proper riddle man this time ((((o: do you want a hint ? i don't expect you'll be smart enough for this one to be completely honest !!!!

[315enygma311]

Not smart enough? Oh ho HO my soon-to-be-confounded-companion! I beg to differ! The OBVIOUS answer is some type of bug because they (similar to yourself) have an irritating and unpredictable nature.

[clownprinceofballs]

not specific enough, Watson !!!!! not to mention, bugs can be fairly predictable if you just look into them for more than 3 seconds (o: i guess it makes sense you wouldn't bother, though, seeing as how you're usually too busy making out with Mr. Half'n'Half)

[315enygma311]

You KNOW Harvey doesn't like it when people call him nicknames! It irritates him--and only I am allowed to irritate him! Besides, this is exactly what I mentioned earlier--this isn't a riddle! The point of a riddle is to draw confusion around something simple and common, create a looping labyrinth of pathways to a concise answer, one so easy and one worded that after you discover the truth you feel confounded and defeated. BUT THIS is just you showing off all the types of BUGS you like.

[clownprinceofballs]

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER DOESN'T MEAN THE RIDDLE IS BAD !!!!!! this is the problem with you 'super genius' types, you think you always have to be the right one in the room regardless of whether or not you actually are )o: the riddle is perfectly simple enough, you just have to know the name of the bug and ONE common piece of information about it to get the answer right !!!!! do you want me to tell you what the bug is or are you gonna be all hissy about it again until you give up after 30 more incorrect answers ??

[315enygma311]

mAyBe iM jUsT bEtTeR aT riDDlEs tHaN yOu!! You see, the way I capitalized some of the letters despite the fact that grammatically, it makes no sense, is to convey a mocking tone. TLDR; I'M MOCKING YOU! You lack the basic understandings of a riddle, and twist it to your own silly needs. But since you insist, I've narrowed it down to a rasberry crazy ant.

[clownprinceofballs]

note to everyone reading this: Riddle Boy asked me behind the scenes what the answer was so he wouldn't look silly in public <\\\3 it's okay though, not everyone can know everything about bugs !!!!!!! especially ants !!!!!!!!!! i am happy to answer any bug questions i won't shut up about them i love bugs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously though it took you long enough

[315enygma311]

I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- (Joker delete that right now or I swear to god in my next trap I will aim to KILL Batman)

[clownprinceofballs]

you want Batsy's attention just as much as the rest of us, i might be crazy (ant) but i'm no fool !!!! or, well, not in the non-clown way, anyway