welcome to the jungie

kloe

[giveitallforonenight-deactivate]

[asktoothless]

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

[xxx-w1f3fuck3rs1xtyn1n3-xxx]

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

for whom the wrist limps

[mecasloth]

I regret to inform you all, that building heaven is real. 

[mecasloth]

By the gods, the airplanes have converted too. 

[pissvortex]

Dear god the plane is coming back for round 2

[hedyke-remaking]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[testosteronetwink]

[catskid100]

open RP

“Hey~”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

[catskid100]

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

[catskid100]

That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

[swarnpert]

[engiqueers]

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[eternal-fractal]

[zum1udontno]

[nudityandnerdery]

Horny bard is cancelled. We’re bringing the dad bard to the table.

Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ!

Vicious Mockery? It’s all dad jokes.

Seducing NPCs? Nope, we’re using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”

Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything.

Song of Rest? It’s called “tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story.”

Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance.

Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy.

[tsukinoinaba]

Dad Bard with a Dad Bod

[dumbfilmschoolkid]

[contac]

[monophyletic]

Damn babe that’s crazy *continues to butter my biscuit*

[bedpsyching]

[razkazz-deactivated20240526]

q: how are u so hot and talented?

a: *hands them my business card which is actually a real fresh strawberry*

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[jovialmartian]

[horsecrash]

[joshpeck]

just know that every time the clock hits 9:00 pm i physically manifest into this